I WANT MY COMMENTS!!!! And my FAAAH-Gina shrunk.

SHIT !! SHIIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! AAaaaand fuck.

I thought I was so smart yesterday right?? Today I came here to my sad little posting area to see if anybody commented on my post yesterday - and YAY!! there was one golden comment (hey I don't knock it I was glad for even one) - but when I went to LOOK AT IT our stupid bastard web-sense-police-bastard-screen-THING that our company uses caught on and wouldn't let me SEE IT.

I WANT TO SEE THAT COMMENT YOU FUCKER!! And I want to comment back. I hate this, I hate it I hate it I hate it.

Fuck Fuckity I'm going to have to go to Burger King every night to get my free Wi-Fi and see my comments and be able to talk back.

Assholes. ASSHOLES!! I'ts not like I'm putting up porn or anything.

What. Ever.


"I wanna have sex bay-bay! Wanna talk about YOU and Me..." *dancing in my chair* Gotta love that song.


So anyways, I lost my duck-taped dildo, it's probably just under my bed or something but I'm too lazy to look for it. So I went back and tried to use my ole lil-bunny-fu-fu. You know the Rabbit? Holy Crap! Did you know that ye ole FAAAH-GINA kind of shrinks down to what ever size you've been using on it for a while?

I'm for real folks, my poor lil lady flower was pissed at me trying to screw the bunny. It just didn't wanna take it. It HURT. Who friggin knew ya know? Not me that's fo-show. Not that I'm complaining I guess (i mean really??) but it was a tad of a surprise.

OMG I wonder if C. has been noticing a, uh, AHEM, difference, when I've been going down to Mexico to visit? I would guess not seems how I'm only down there every month and a half to two months anyways. He's probably so thrilled to have a **ssy at his disposal that he wouldn't notice if it could talk. What? You got a problem with "**ssy?" I don't like that word, it freaks me out. I don't know why, it's not like I care about any other sex related material, it's just one of those things.

Hors have limits too.

Moving To Mexico

Trying to move to another country is kicking my ass.

Plus my C. has been gone for like 4 months and I've been CELIBATE ( FUCK !!!)

AAAAAANNNDDD ever since I've been working 75 hour weeks AND my FUCKING BASTARD EMPLOYER ---------BLOCKED MY SITE---------- to our entire corporation (kind of proud of that btw) I've not been able to you know, like, SEE my blog.

I bought a laptop but I'm too cheap to buy internet service for my house - plus I'm never there.

I could go into the ghetto where they have free wi-fi at the BURGER KING (hahahahahhahahaah) but I sort of need to sleep sometime. Maybe.


SOOOOO anyways I went to my family friendly blog today - also abandoned - and somehow wound up figuring out that I can post - I CAN POST!!!!! --on this blog, by just coming here to the lonely writing section of it.

WHO
THE
FUCK
KNEW!?!?!?!

FUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!

For real, even as busy as I've been I could throw out a little pat on the bottom to you people once in a while if I had known this shit.

Jebus.

Ah well, I know now and I've got shit to say people. I won't be able to SEE MY FUCKING BLOG here at work so I don't even really remember what it looks like, but at least I can shoot out some of my own personal blathery jizz and share with the world once again.

Hugs and Kisses Hors, I hope you're still out there.