SHIT !! SHIIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! AAaaaand fuck.
I thought I was so smart yesterday right?? Today I came here to my sad little posting area to see if anybody commented on my post yesterday - and YAY!! there was one golden comment (hey I don't knock it I was glad for even one) - but when I went to LOOK AT IT our stupid bastard web-sense-police-bastard-screen-THING that our company uses caught on and wouldn't let me SEE IT.
I WANT TO SEE THAT COMMENT YOU FUCKER!! And I want to comment back. I hate this, I hate it I hate it I hate it.
Fuck Fuckity I'm going to have to go to Burger King every night to get my free Wi-Fi and see my comments and be able to talk back.
Assholes. ASSHOLES!! I'ts not like I'm putting up porn or anything.
What. Ever.
"I wanna have sex bay-bay! Wanna talk about YOU and Me..." *dancing in my chair* Gotta love that song.
So anyways, I lost my duck-taped dildo, it's probably just under my bed or something but I'm too lazy to look for it. So I went back and tried to use my ole lil-bunny-fu-fu. You know the Rabbit? Holy Crap! Did you know that ye ole FAAAH-GINA kind of shrinks down to what ever size you've been using on it for a while?
I'm for real folks, my poor lil lady flower was pissed at me trying to screw the bunny. It just didn't wanna take it. It HURT. Who friggin knew ya know? Not me that's fo-show. Not that I'm complaining I guess (i mean really??) but it was a tad of a surprise.
OMG I wonder if C. has been noticing a, uh, AHEM, difference, when I've been going down to Mexico to visit? I would guess not seems how I'm only down there every month and a half to two months anyways. He's probably so thrilled to have a **ssy at his disposal that he wouldn't notice if it could talk. What? You got a problem with "**ssy?" I don't like that word, it freaks me out. I don't know why, it's not like I care about any other sex related material, it's just one of those things.
Hors have limits too.
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8 comments:
Yay, you're back! I missed you!
That sucks a lot about your work blocking your blog. :(
When are you moving to Mexico? Do they have the internet there?? :)
Phut, how silly of your work people.
Wha'eva, it's great to see you back!
I'm so glad you're writing again. Missed you, hor! What's up with the Mexico move? When?
Ellen - HI !!!!! Ah well, I guess theoreticly I'd get more work done this way *snort*
Mexico? Late September, at least so far. :)
Hi SUKI!!!!!!
Jill - Hi Jill!!! Mexico, maybe I should write more about it, lord knows it's on my mind. :)
Thanx for saying Hi you gals :) For real. :)
Hi ya crazy gal... :) Missed you!
Are you going to find a new job when you move to Mexico?
xxx
Hey, Hor, welcome back!
And just what did you think I was talking about that time I told you it "rusted shut," anyway?
You damn right he noticed, baby! He's just not sayin' nuthin' so you wouldn't think he's complaining. LOL
Wellll I am sooo enjoying this. Have started from the first posts and working my way up. Hope you get to read your comments soon!
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