Horny

I am ridiculously horny. I don't have anything really funny or useful to say but I just needed to say it. This will be our longest time apart (me and c.) and I have a feeling I'm going to wear off the "life-like" surface of my favorite toy.

Hell I even fixed myself up this morning when I WOKE UP thinking I'd be fine for the rest of the day - but NOOOoooo it seems to have only made me WORSE. Brilliant.

Excuse me while I go hump something. (lol the word "hump" actually kind of freaks me out :P )

I Really Do Love This Blog

But ya gotta do whatcha gotta do sometimes.

Stupid love. :P

I'm not sure I'll show up much here, I won't lie, we'll just see how it goes - who knows? I'm gonna be at the MY OTHER PLACE though, so that's cool.

C yall round :)

Hey Hey Hello !

So I guess to go private but still have people read I have to E-mail each person and "Invite" them to my blog. After you're invited the first time you're in for good. You guys already probably know ALL of this but I didn't and so I'm sharing.

So, if you want to keep access to Danielle Is a Hor, email your e-mail address to me at -

lindy (dot) email (at) yahoo (dot) com

I'll add you and if I don't already have your e-mail address I'll pitch it, don't worry about getting shit from me, it would piss me off to get shit from you. SO ! That's that. I'm going to invite Sassy, Krissie, Jaybird and Patti because I actually still have their email addresses by some grace of god but the rest of you have to fend for yourself. Wait.......... Ok I've got Sgt. too. Sgt. if you're out there I'm going to e-mail you an invite. Hope you're doing ok these days. ( Hi ! )


I'm not going to go private for a couple of weeks so everybody will get a chance to getting around to doing this. Yes I want to make sure all 8 of you get your chance !! I'm wildly popular you know. :P

So e-mail me bitches and I'll invite you in when the time is right. Sorry for all the trouble but I gotta keep my Mexican yall.

And hey I'm starting to post on my New Place

So come on over if you want :)

A Times They Are A Changin

My new blog is a fledgling but it's up and ready to use and be seen. Like I said before, I've got to have something new, that C. can actually SEE and be aware of. :P

I've got more posts to add on, to make things make more sense to people that aren't familiar with me, but that will come. Basically though I cut and pasted a bunch of old posts from here about me & C. so people will have some background on us and not be like say WHAT?? all the time.

In the future I'll go on normally about Ghetto life and my insane family and C. and moving and work and laaa laaa dee da mexicans harrasing me at the laundry and me falling down and being a clutz, my peice of shit car or cats -ECT.

You guys, I've become quite attatched to some of you, hell a lot of you, but I'd like you to know that if you don't want to read the new stuff I start putting out there or don't want to link me or get bored with me - I understand. Like for real, this blog and my new one sort of have a gigantic elephant in the room that will be quite different.

I have so much MORE I can talk about now but there's that one thing.... oh yes SEEEXXXXXXXX that I won't be. C. is a beautiful man and feels that things like sex should be kept between two people. Yeeeeaaah, obviously I'm a tad different, and even if I never posted about US, it would still freak him out that I'm talking like a dirty dirty hor. He just wouldn't get it, and I love him enough to give it up and lock it down.

I'm going to leave this post up for a week or so and then I'm going to set this blog to private. Any of you regulars that I know just e-mail me when I do it and I'll be more than happy to let you in but for the sake of C. and I and our relationship it's gotta go underground.

My GAWD can I BE any more dramatic??? Shit !

So anyways that's that for now, I'm still going to come and visit my regulars and the people on my link list (I DO have a favorites bar thank goodness) so nothing like that will change.

OH !! And you guys? For real um... could you call me Lindy on my other blog? I KNOW that's SO NOT as much fun as hor, but how the hell would I EXPLAIN that to him? Like occaisionaly if you're playing and want to say "Listen here Mexican HOR" or something like that, that's funny and fine but otherwise, I'm just plain ole Lindy.

Hi.
Nice to meet you.

I hope to see some of you around in the future but if not, like I said, I understand and I'll see YOU on your blog. Except for you blog-less peeps but you know where I am (hi upstate!)

OH !! Here's the link !!! http://gringa-n-mexico.blogspot.com/

That would have been awesome to forget.
Ass.

Ugh, this is too much

I'm starting a new blog, C. still doesn't know about this one and since I'll be posting from home when I move to mexico I sort of can't use it for everyday stuff you know? I don't WANT to start a new blog, I LIKE mine damn it, (throwing hissy fit) but it's necessary.

(I guess I'll keep this one anyways because lord knows I'm not going to run out of sex stuff to say.)

But I want a different blog anyways, I want one to talk about everything it takes to move far from home and family and friends to another country. A place I can talk about mexico all I want and what happens there. I still want to be funny and write just like I write here, just without the sex I guess.

But GOLL DAMN SHIT HELL is it HARD choosing a new set-up !! FUCK ! Today I've created a livejournal blog, a wordpress blog and I've screwed around with my other blogger blog trying to find a template that suits me. I'd like to look more professional (why I don't know) but professional is boring. On wordpress there are some cool templates but on the ones I like you can only change the header picture and none of the colors! WHY the hell can't I change the COLORS??? Maybe I don't LIKE lame wordpress colors - blue, blue, blue, pink, white. Yay. Assholes. Livejournal seems worse so never mind them at all and I'm back to blogger.

I'm not smart enough to make a blog like THIS I don't know HOW the hell he did all that. Or THIS I mean REALLY? Just what the hell you guys. Shit.

Blogger gets a lame wrap and everybody BRAGS about wordpress but I'm not smart enough to make it work for me. I know how to turn my computer on, type and download a picture. Blogger is good for dummies like me but I wanted something cooler. And I don't even know WHY !! How stupid is all of this???

I need help. And a nap.