I am ridiculously horny. I don't have anything really funny or useful to say but I just needed to say it. This will be our longest time apart (me and c.) and I have a feeling I'm going to wear off the "life-like" surface of my favorite toy.
Hell I even fixed myself up this morning when I WOKE UP thinking I'd be fine for the rest of the day - but NOOOoooo it seems to have only made me WORSE. Brilliant.
Excuse me while I go hump something. (lol the word "hump" actually kind of freaks me out :P )
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8 comments:
LOL..
I say just go up to hunky guys leg and hump away like crazy.. right there in front of everyone...LMAO
You know? It wouldn't really surprise anybody and I know they'd laugh. :P Insight into what kind of person I am!
What did you end up humping? Seriously, what?
Boy am I in touch with THAT emotion. lol
Krissie - I'm a lady, I don't hump and tell. (haaaaaaaaa)
Effort - true dat, true dat you do need to get laid. :P
always happens when your number one favorite "toy" is unavailable for any significant length of time. happens to me every time, almost immediately, that the wife is gone for over two days. makes the back-together-sex incredible.
but is he incredible?
very funny... so hey, this blog isn't locked down quite yet... guess you really aren't coming around very often!
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