Thursday, September 4, 2008

Ugh, this is too much

I'm starting a new blog, C. still doesn't know about this one and since I'll be posting from home when I move to mexico I sort of can't use it for everyday stuff you know? I don't WANT to start a new blog, I LIKE mine damn it, (throwing hissy fit) but it's necessary.

(I guess I'll keep this one anyways because lord knows I'm not going to run out of sex stuff to say.)

But I want a different blog anyways, I want one to talk about everything it takes to move far from home and family and friends to another country. A place I can talk about mexico all I want and what happens there. I still want to be funny and write just like I write here, just without the sex I guess.

But GOLL DAMN SHIT HELL is it HARD choosing a new set-up !! FUCK ! Today I've created a livejournal blog, a wordpress blog and I've screwed around with my other blogger blog trying to find a template that suits me. I'd like to look more professional (why I don't know) but professional is boring. On wordpress there are some cool templates but on the ones I like you can only change the header picture and none of the colors! WHY the hell can't I change the COLORS??? Maybe I don't LIKE lame wordpress colors - blue, blue, blue, pink, white. Yay. Assholes. Livejournal seems worse so never mind them at all and I'm back to blogger.

I'm not smart enough to make a blog like THIS I don't know HOW the hell he did all that. Or THIS I mean REALLY? Just what the hell you guys. Shit.

Blogger gets a lame wrap and everybody BRAGS about wordpress but I'm not smart enough to make it work for me. I know how to turn my computer on, type and download a picture. Blogger is good for dummies like me but I wanted something cooler. And I don't even know WHY !! How stupid is all of this???

I need help. And a nap.

18 comments:

Kristi @ Mi Vida Ocupada said...

I'd like to read about your adventures in Mexico, so I hope when you get the new blog figured out, you pass along the link to me?

The internet has blog templates that you can use, just do a search for wordpress templates and you should be able to find something. Just copy the html code into the blog template. I haven't actually done that myself, but many people have and it definitely dresses up the blog :)

Faith said...

Hey I know what you mean, but don't worry, how cool are most blogs? Its the words that count and the sincerity of the writer.

D-HOR said...

Really? Oh. Well who knew? (everyone I'm sure) :P Thank You !! (and uuuuhhhhhhhh more work, I'm so done for today.) And yes lovely I'll put the link on here so everybody knows, but I won't go by "D-hor" anymore :P

D-HOR said...

Faith - You're right but what if my writing sux and I need pretty bling things? ;) But you are right, some of my favorites are just plain-ole-plain-ole and I never even notice. Hey!! Any new dove updates???

Sukhaloka said...

Pass along the links, plizz.

Blogger is the most flexible where templates are concerned. I have my boyfriend to design them for me, lol.
Wordpress, you have to pay for custom templates as far as I know. It ain't worth it to me!

I'd love your blog to be nice and bright, can't imagine you with a white/grey/blue/brown space lol.

D-HOR said...

Suki - I agree with you, blogger does seem better, I don't care what they say!

And Thank You :) I can't imagine being a blah looking blog either, there's just something about it that bugs me. :) And are you saying that I'm a colorful person?? :) I always hope I am and my favorite color IS rainbow, so, well maybe yeah ;P

XOXO's Thank you again :)

Krissie said...

Livejournal has this one cool thing going for it: everyday on your friends-list their new posts show up, all in one place, you don't have to go around clicking a million times. You go your friends-list and voila! all there. I like LJ. But then, it's a place for my other insanities...

I also like my wordpress blog because it's so classy. Neitral tones, no mad side bar... It's easy on the eyes and nice.

Blogger's all about flashy thingies that you love so much so I'm guessing you'll stick to it. If i could change all of the colours in mine to gray, then you totally can change yours to pink and purple and green and Y-E-L-L-O-W, just the way you like it. Ugh. "MY EYES!" - she screamed in advance.

Krissie said...

OMG, what the hell happened to my typing there???!

D-HOR said...

Ok Krissie, how many blogs do you HAVE???

Krissie said...

Uh... *whispers* Four...

Krissie said...

Oops. Make that five.

But only two are actively active, and the rest are dormant, like volcanoes. Erupt from time to time.

D-HOR said...

I could never bring myself to delete a blog, no matter how many I have. Do you have one in Kroewaeizzun?

Krissie said...

Good God, no. What would I do with a Croatian blog? Make my family read it? *shudder*

Effortlessly Average said...

You could always just go for the mundane and uninspired. Wait, I already have that design. heh

Sassy Blondie said...

Excuse me, but why wasn't MY blog layout in the link list?? Well??
I know I've been super busy, but I haven't dropped off the face of the earth! :)

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

Effort - You goose I like your blog and you always have like 40 freakin commenters you bad ass. *jealous*

Sassy - I get lazy after two HTML boughts of doing. You do have cool music but dyck has flashing lights and you know how hors like sparkly pretty things. :PP

Sparx said...

Well, I'll keep up with you. If I can, she says, at 43 and barely able to get up in the morning...

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

Sparx - You're 43? For real? Nuh-uh. I thought you were like 35 or something. For real? Nuh uh.