Note to self:
When your BF comes up with some new position that is doing absolutely NOTHING for you, for heavens sake don't fake an O just to make him feel good.
He will think that yes, you really did like it (he sure as hell did,) and want to throw it into the regular position rotation, and not just a once-in-a-while-er.
Good Job.
Note to self #2:
Don't let BF watch cinnemax after 9 p.m.
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There ya go again, making me almost snot on myself. Great. Now people are looking at me funny.
well i agree with you.
if you let him try something once before you know it he'll want to start using butter and whips, enough said. lol!
What? Butter and whips are bad?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN !!! I would like to announce the Delurk of my best friend JAIME.
I've been waiting for you.
I will try my best to embarrass you.
I vow not to let you down.
BTW He totally didn't want anything to do with the whip I had with my halloween costume. He looked a little weary about the whole thing so I left the cuffs in my drawer. Too bad.
yea i know what you mean.
i asked my bf for a whip for xmas but he said no and that i would probably poke out his eye what with the fact that butter is quite slippery
p.s. cuffs are hella fun!
I think he meant to say that you are clumsy.
BTW Folks she is a fellow hor.
Yeah ya know, if you sort of hadn't picked up on that already.
you are my #1 hor. i heart you hor!
OMG you are so my #1 hor too.
We are hor sisters. I would say hor sistas but we both know I'm a little too white bread for that.
What was the position?
Not that I'm a pervert or anything. ;)
Steve~
That one where the chick is on her back and the dude is kneeling and she puts her legs like strait up on his chest.
I'm pretty cool with diff. stuff but that one is just a zero for me.
Pervert.
which animal cracker are you?
Oh shit I don't know, is there a blogthing quiz for it?
God don't tell me if there is once I do ONE of those things I have to do like 20 more.
Sometimes I'd like to be a turtle.
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