This is the face of a frightened piece of SHIT cat.
(The pictures are a little large, my bad I'm just learning, I'll get better)
Last night we had yet another appearance of a Ghetto mouse in our house. Damn it that's #2!! The mouse was on top of our stove (omg eww, eww, eww) so I decided to take refuge on our couch and send out my two cats to finally do their job.
The picture below is of Big Kitty on top of the refrigerator. She jumped up there when she noticed the intruder and stared down at him for a bit. Then as you can see in the pic. she decided to HIDE IN THE CUPBOARD. She figured out how to get it open, and get inside. The picture is actually later, long after G. Mouse was gone, when she decided to come out.
Here is my other cat who decided to take her own stance across the room on top of the kitchen table. To her credit she watched the mouse the whole time (from the safety of her table perch.) Maybe she thought her mere presence 10 feet away, and her oh-so-scary stare would teach that mouse a lesson.
I've never seen such a worthless show in my entire life. Maybe they've watched to many after school specials with me about how "violence isn't the way." But don't tell that to them when we are playing with their "mouse on a string toy." They go after that thing with claws and teeth and all sorts of I'm-so-brave-kitty-growling. Yes they growl and HISS at their favorite toy. If I talk Mr. G. Mouse into adding on a 3 foot long tail extension maybe the bastards will think he's toy and do their job. This is the Ghetto we've got lots of places to add hair extensions, he really shouldn't run into any trouble as long as he dosn't get the wrong color. I don't need a mouse gang war in my kitchen for gods sake.
Thank heavens my Mexican knows what to do with his tortillas and traps or we might be overrun.
4 comments:
OMG!! maybe your mexican can devise a trap out of tortillas and hair extentions and then the fraidy cats will attack. good luck!
Tortillas with hair extensions? I think I seen that on a cartoon once.
If it means anything, that giant picture of your cat is sort of scary. Maybe just print it off and place it near the stove.
OMG, your cats are hysterically funny! If I was a cat, I would certainly be the one in the cupboard. Besides, there's probably snacks up there. And mice probably don't taste as good as they look.
Cruiser it's so messed up, after my big kitty discovered her cupboard hideaway, she pretty much dosn't come out now. EVERY TIME I go up there to get a trash bag she scares the shit out of me. She opens the door and it closes behind her and she sleeps up there all day. Damn weird cat.
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