SASSY AND KRISSIE

I'm a bastard and never send out cards. For real I don't even send out Christmas Cards to my family. I tried to one year and actually had them filled out and in envelopes and everything but three years later they were still in my desk. I thought about sending them out THAT year but after going through them and realizing that half of them were out of date (people died, divorced, pets died) I figured that my self-drawn family caricature portraits just sort of wouldn't go over well any more. Nothing says Merry Christmas like seeing a caricature of your dead cat and beotch of an ex-wife.

BUT!! This year I've actually found a couple of gals that if I could have got my act together I sort of really would have liked to have sent cards to. And in FACT they actually sent ME cards. (because they're not deadbeats like me)

SO! Since it's way to late for my stuff to get to TX and Krowayshuh I've decided to follow suit on Krissies Birthday Card and keep em homemade. So here's to SASSY and KRISSIE
The superest of gals :)



THE FRONT

THE MIDDLE


AND THE BACK

Don't be shocked but I didn't "Paint" the back. I know, my skillz ARE super, but I wanted only the best for you :)