SONOFABITCH

My computer has gone nuts, can we say Virus? Anyways I'm on limited functionality and I'm pissed cuz I wanted to put up some pretty pictures of funny shit and now all I can do is type.


Anyways, Last night as I was eating a funny thought popped into my head. You know how people always go on and on about how beautiful a baby's skin is, how soft their hair and blah blah blah crap like that?

Has anybody ever thought about a baby's (is it babys or baby's? shit I've gone retarded) diet? After breast milk (or formula) they get only the best mushed up organic veggies, fruit, lean protein and carbs. A baby's diet for a day might consist of prunes, sweet potatoes, bananas and chicken. They don't get all the SALT like we do in our foods, or even the pesticides and crap like that. You don't see babies eating triple whoppers and sucking down a gallon of Vault. (ok, at least if your not a TOTAL hillbilly)

I'm not really thinking about going on a baby food diet to see what my skin will do, but it does make me wonder what would happen if you just kept giving kids baby food instead of "graduating" them into the land of hotdogs. That's what they show in the Gerber Graduates commercial - a baby eating miniature hot dogs. Why not graduate them right there with a mini can O spam and a bud light?

C. insists that we need to have a couple of halfbreed mini-mex/crackers and we've talked about (I told him what the hook goan be) kids and food. I gave him a list of things that I don't want to feed my kids.

Sorry Mom, but my kids won't be drinking a gallon of cool-aid a day like I did.

Buying 50 packs of ramen noodles for me when they were busy? -out-
Shoestring potato crips from sams club? -out-
Globs of butter on everything? -out- (their getting the zero calorie spray right along with me)
Spam (oh yeah they gave me spam) -out-

My parents did a good job, and I can't blame them for giving me convenience foods but I'm going to try my damnedest to give my kids healthier convenience foods.

One thing that freaks me out is C.'s view on candy. A friend of ours has a baby one year old that looks like a 2yr old and weighs even more. They placate him ALL the time with candy, and they think it's so cute that when they even whisper "candy" he comes running.
I told chino that I won't give my kids candy for as long as possible. He freaked out and said that I'm nuts and that kids should have a little sweet every once in a while. I asked him what his definition of every once in a while is and he told me
"You know, like once a day in the afternoon or something."

What about no. I'm not going to have some Pavlov baby fiening for candy at 2p.m. each day.

I know it won't be as easy as I'm making it sound, but if I'm going to take on the responsibility of raising a human I'm going to try my crazy best to do it as right as I can get.

God grant me the serenity ..... how about God grant me sterile?

I think I started typing about baby food and skin quality didn't I? See this is what happens when my computer is messed up, I get all retarded and just start typing shit.

Get it fixed you I.T. BASTARDS!!!!!!!