Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Krissie Wins A PRIZE!!!!

Krissie (in my link list, she's private but she has a good reason and all you have to do is ask and she'll probably let you in) also a moderator with Talk Story (the newest hip and cool talk board to come out!) was my 10,000th visitor! Not page view or anything cheater like that but Visitor. I mentioned a bit back that I was gonna have like a contest and give out a prize and all sorts of fun stuff but, well, I forgot. Well, no, I didn't forget I just didn't realize it was gonna come up so quick.


But dang it true to my word as a hor there IS a prize! I am sending Krissie a C.D. with 700+ pictures of Wentworth Miller (like her most favorite sexy man ev-er!)
Kris here's a couple of examples -








Good deal? At first I was going to send a poster but then I ran across this and figured you can put it on rotate on your computer and see a new Wet-Man like all the time. PLUS it's a c.d. so your fan club can burn it and have lots of copies to get wet all over. AND if you really have no shame you can go to a printing or office store and have them print out certain photos and make em into posters of your own. If you have shame just say you're doing it for your sister as a B-day gift.

If I wasn't cheap I'd send you a vibrator along with the C.D. but well, I AM cheap and besides, vibrators are kinda personal and you don't want to be thinking about ME every time you take it out if it's box. Geww. Plus I don't know what style you'd want. Some gals, AHEH HEEH HEEEMMM like the big ole honkin kind with bells and whistles and beads and rotation and vibration and thrust and uhhhh ok I'm gonna stop now before I leave work and get my toy.

If you ever need it I can give you a couple of reputable web-sites that sell toys - them bitches are SPENSIVE so don't buy em from anybody.

Okeedoke! I'll be back today or tomorrow with a new post, all this toy-talk is got me thinkin bout sex so I've got a good idea what I'll be talking about.

CONGRATS KRIS!!! PM me with your address (or an address you feel safe to give me) at Talk Story and we'll get this ball a rollin.

12 comments:

Krissie said...

Oh Lindy, you made me cry now.
You are by far the sweetest hor I've ever met. Not that I know a lot of them but you get me.
Thank you, honey, you made my day.
I'm so happy I was visitor No.10 000!

D-HOR said...

Krissie just informed me -privately because she's sweet like that, that that top picture is another mans body with W.W. head pasted on. I'd just like to say to whomever did that - YOU ARE A BASTARD SON OF A BITCH SCUM BAG.

Thank You. And damn now that I've stared at it, they practicaly gave the boy a girrafe neck! I guess I was sort of looking at something else. Ah well, sonsofbitches.

Effortlessly Average said...

psha! He's gay.

Krissie said...

So what if he's gay? I don't get it.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I don't know about you, but I always love to put on a gay sweater and lean against a haystack.

Sassy Blondie said...

Ummm...they film Prison Break here in Dallas, and yes, I got to meet him. He didn't seem gay to me, Krissie! :)

Sassy Blondie said...

And why do people blog all "private"? It seems to me that a pseudonym does the trick and keeps you from seeming too elitist.

I'm just sayin...

Krissie said...

OMG, Sassy, you met him?! How I envy you! Would you please tell me more?
And my blog is private so my sister would stay out of it. Since we share the computer, password was the only way.

D-HOR said...

I've seen Dycks Christmas Card, it's true.

Sassy - What? REALLY? Was he hotter or the same in person?

Krissie - What a crazy coincidence right? Just wow.

Sassy Blondie said...

Girls: Wentworth Miller is probably one of the more handsome men in person that I've met. I have a bit of a crush on both he and Dominic Purcell, but when I got to meet them in person, I almost wet my pants! LOL Cute, cute, cute boys!

Krissie, he totally smiles and looks you in the eye when talking. His phone kept buzzing, but he never interrupted or looked down at it...just let it buzz. Turns out he and I have a mutual friend in LA, so we laughed about the coincidence (did he know I was staring at his mouth the whole time? I don't know). Very nice, down to earth man. And yummy to look at. I didn't get the gay vibe either.

Krissie said...

God, I think I love you for this.
Thank you!
(And sorry about the "bitch" comment you don't yet know about but will soon, now that I've invited you to my blog. *blushing*)

D-HOR said...

I think I should get my guitar and we should hug a tree and hold hands and sing Kumbayah. Or maybe we could all get drunk and talk about men, that usually does the trick.