What? Like you've NEVER done it? Well ok mayyyyybbbee you haven't and if not keep readin maybe you'll learn something. Ok probably not. Screw you. :)
Ok so here's the thing, I'm not much of a cum-in-mouth sort of gal but damn it special occasions come up and sometimes us girls just DO it ok? Hell I hear some chicks like it and I'm chalking that up to the what-ever-floats-yer-boat factor, have at it if yall want it girlies (or dudes.)
I'm sorry I won't have any insider info on swallowing but only because I'm squeamish and the thought of it, exuse me , hooo, hoooll, HOOOAALLLLLKK tends to make me gag. Nothing wrong with it, just makes me gag to even consider it and that's no fun, so - whatever. WEFYB.
Ok, down to business. Two things, TASTE and FEEL.
Feel first. (Taste tomorrow) I know it happens to me and at least one of you all as well (hi rosa!:) But when the man juice hits my tongue it friggin feels WEIRD! And it's hard to explain. If feels kind of tingly but more like if you stuck your tongue to a REALLY weak battery tingle than a tickle tingle. It's strange and it won't go away even if I drink something or brush my teeth. SO! I tried to look up what the deal-E-O is on the internets. (BTW I expect much CLAPPING from yall for searching sex stuff, cuz damn.)
Anyways I DID manage to come up with the fact that sperm is normally basic (alkaline, not acidic) and it's that way because our lady insides are hostile and acidic and them spermies need to be on the opposite end of our PH just to survive. Talk about men and women being different - but Awwwwww balance each other out. How sweet, spermies meet my lady flower and try to wriggle their way in with the ole "You complete me" line. Men.
So okay I guess the alkaline explanation would make more sense than my previous theory that the strange sensation was from the 180-600 million spermies on my tongue trying to swim and burrow their way down into my tongue in search of an egg. Boy howdy did THAT thought freak me out from time to time.
So??? Does that feeling (or any other) happen to anyone else? Ok come on if you have to you can go Anon on me but geez I think we're all pretty cool by now dontcha think?
Ugh, he'd be so happy if I told him he has nice healthy basic spermies. Eeeek all the better to knock me up with. I read some stuff about men with not so basic sperm having a harder time to get chicks prego because their soldiers couldn't make the march. Talk about a home-fertility-test. Put some of that shit on your tongue and see if it burns.
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Umm...
It's trying to impregnate your taste buds. Wiggly!
I remember there was a "blowby" incident once, several years ago. My girlfriend at the time had a red swollen eye for hours.
Damn it burned her eye??? Holy cow. (ha ha ;)
one word. yuck
burning sensation? no idea. but it's yuck alright! way too alkaline and bitter for me. like swallowing potassium something by mistake in the lab.
Well, I have never experienced tingling, for me it's the texture, it coats you mouth and throat and doesn't matter what else you drink there after the coating stays for hours! Not to mention the fright I get, sometimes I get carried away and go into a wee world of my own and he shoots, he scores and I jump up like I've been shot and spoil the moment!
Fascinating that you would write about this, Lindygirl. I was having a similar discussion with my girls during my visit for wedding week in NJ. You should poll a "Spit or Swallow" of your readers and see what it turns up.
Oh come on. What do you think tartar sauce is made from??
I don't eat tartar sauce either...
You've got it right-just like sticking your tongue on a 9 volt battery. *Shudder* And even the biggest, chocolaty-ist iced mocha whatever with ice cream isn't going to get that taste and/or feeling out.
Anyone remember the episode of Sex and the City where Samantha had a guy who she couldn't drink his juice? I think the problem was that the guy was eating or drinking a health drink, I can't remember, something in his diet which was affecting the taste.
Perhaps too much alkaline rich foods makes a guy a tingler? Hmmm, what would a low alkaline diet consist of? I don't want to bother putting the man on one, that would entail me having to do taste tests, no thanks. When I started having sex, I wanted to be a no-holds barr kind of gal, but I drew the line at swallowing or even getting a really good taste. No can do.
Anon - Potassium in the lab? You must be a SCIENTIST!! Cool a scientist read my blog. But yeah, it can be yucky.
Self - Yeah I don't think I've ever managed to be calm about it. I don't want to ruin the moment for my man but damn. Ah well at least I don't get up, run to the bathroom and gag while using mouthwash. (ahhh memories of our firsts ;)
Sassy - I'm pretty sure I'd only get MAYBE one "swallow" vote. Maybe. MAN you had some FUN in NY!! Yeeehaww!! :)
Dyck - Don't ruin the holy fish sauce dude, that's just wrong.
Rosa - Yep they say it's in the diet. HA I love Sex in the City. I'd buy the box set if it wasn't so crazy friggin priced. 9-volt! AHhh you understand me, thank you :)
Yes but I like it a lot. And I like to do it a lot too. But then when it's done it's over and that makes me sad. More please.
Lindy...
nope, that's high school science lab. Science student, not scientist. ;)
alecto - Well. . I'm glad you like em? :)
Anon - Oh god help me please tell me you're not in high school. Oh crap ya know I often forget that this blog can be read by ANYONE. Crap I'm gonna have to do a Minors day and write about condoms and std's and saftey and, and, stuff. But for now stay in school, wrap that boy up and don't fall for the "Just the Tip" line.
High school readers, Lindy!
It's a step up from the babies.
Not school. Uni. Relax.
Wish you moderated comments or allowed email, would have told you who I am.
Can't say what it tastes like... just that it is sticky stuff and one needs to down several glasses of water to make that achy throat disappear.
I'm probably weird, but I've always felt that spitting is more disgusting than swallowing, 'cause the stuff has to touch your lips when you spit it out. That's why it's either swallow or not come in my mouth. Depends on the guy and the mood.
Anon #1 you can always PM me at Talk Story ;)
Anon #2 - Different strokes for different folks :) I imagine you make some dude pretty happy tho ;)
Anon#1 - Ok that last comment of mine sounded creepy and would only be NOT creepy if you're who I thought you were, so just in case you're not, sorry, I'm not that creepy and nevermind.
Unless something's really wrong with my memory, Talk Story doesn't mean anything to me LOL!
This is turning out to be one creepy set of comments!
Verrrrry Halloweeny!
(I always get a heart attack before pressing the "publish" button and realising I need to switch to Anon, lol!)
Hell It's just me your friendly hor and her freindly hor friends. No reason to hide amongst us :)
Spit, swallow, I don't care; just do it!
Nah. Just can't have openly sexual stuff associated with mah blog name in Google-able range. So not taking chances.
Hmm... I might come up with a nick for myself on this blog, at this rate!
Okay Lindy..
I havn't read one comment.
So.. my opinion is this.
I think it depends on how close you feel to the person your with. And how your own mood is at the time. I think that most of the time, if you love him to bits.. your gonna not even think about taste and just try and please him.
It is just a turn on to me knowing that it turns him on so much...
makes for even a better time..
anyways...
I just spit the fucker out if I don't like the taste ... lol
I got you Anon, just playing :)
Patti - You're so sweet and then type "I just spit the fucker out..." I'm betting I would really honestly like you in real life. Too funny.
DITTO! :)
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