No, not for idiots, I mean actually FOR the dildo.
HOLY SHIT you guys for real this's never even crossed my mind before and I'm totally blown away by the discovery.
I was doing my thang the other night with my favorite duck taped dildo and was indulging in a great fantasy about my next door neighbor.
What?
I wouldn't actually do it, calm down.
So anyways, in the fantasy I totally wanted to do it bent over his couch but the regular missionary style pose-sish of my dildo kinda wasn't cutting it. WHY it would bother me after yeeeaaaarrrrrrssss of dildo-ing that the position wasn't "right" I have no idea, but it did. I guess I'm boring myself again.
Anyhoo I started thinking about actually getting up and DOING the dildo doggy style, to really get into it. Aaaaaaaand then I thought to myself "Sheesh, hor, this is where the weirdness starts, next thing you'll be doing auto-erotic-asphyxiation to get your jollies."
And then I held my breath for a little bit, quit, and thought what the fuck?
I finished in my regular style and just went to sleep, brushing it off.
The next night rolls around and guess who's fantasizing about a certain Mexican doing it doggy in a post office? What? I wanted to say "Go postal on me baby!" It's my fantasy, whatever.
And the THOUGHT popped up again! "Do it for real! Doggie the dildo!" SO I DID! EEEEEEE!!!!!! I thought I was going to feel SO stupid and it was totally not going to work but OH my gosh you guys that was SO not the case! HOLY SHIT! This is my biggest discovery since Astroglide! CRAP!!
It wasn't hard to pull off AND it felt amazingly different - and honestly it was even easier to fall into the fantasy because it was behind me and all I could see was my headboard and not my hands doing the work. It was awesome and I'm for real going to bust down that dildo and work it on out in every position I can think of from now on.
How fun! I can't believe I never thought of this before! And ANNNDD you guys, how cool is this - maybe I can work with a couple of positions I don't like in real life, and find a way on my own to make them better, you know, like practice with them to see if I can make it work somehow - AND THEN TRY IT IN REAL LIFE!!! How cool is this! HOLY CRAAAAAAAAPPP!!!!
SHIT is ANYBODY as excited as me about this? I'm frigging ecstatic! SHIIITT!!!
Try it out gals (or dudes, I don't discriminate) you won't be sorry.
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LOL New discoveries are exciting, eh?
HOR!! Give that poor dildo a day off. I'll be happy to fill in. :)
Sassy - Indeed darling, indeed.
Dyck - Do you not realize your mistress is in the same room??????
And besides, I'M not getting any jewlery so NO. This ho get's PAID!
Well, I've had this position with the dildo done FOR me, but not done it myself...I'll remember next time I'm flying solo! Could be soooo fun, it sounds like!
;o) BJ
BJ - That's my dirty girl! :P
Btw I've been blocked from your site for a few months "SEX" was the reason. Congrats, you're too dirty for websense :P Anywhoo, just wanted you to know :)
WHOA! I'm blocked on WebSense?? That's HILARIOUS!!! See, in a past life, I worked with WebSense, adding to their database for that filtered Internet company. Irony of ironies!!
Maybe I should make a new blog, for just D-hors to read ;o) I can hide it from them, I think.
Whatcha think?
Thanks!
BJ
No biggie darling - as of YESTERDAY I finally got the bright idea to search for ways to get around it. Who knew but there are these lovely little proxy avoidance sites that you can use - and VOILA here I am, blogging from work again.
I haven't been over to you yet, I have a feeling I'm going to need some time to dedicate to catchin up! :)
Can't wait to get back into this though you know? I've missed out!
You can have him, Hor. He's dead to me. ;)
The bling was FAKE????
Yay for new discoveries!!! I feel the same about pushing my fingers into the other hole. And oh yeah, fingers!!!
Well ok, I'd love to try it out, but I think C might have a problem with my doing that to you.
Although, a vibrator can't pull your hair and slap your ass at the same time. heh
Only you, hor, only you. I think you should write an instruction book for the things - you'd make a fortune!
Bed In Summer
(1)
In winter I get up at night
And dress by yellow candle-light. 。
In summer quite the other way,
I have to go to bed by day.
(2)
I have to go to bed and see
The birds still hopping on the tree,
Or hear the grown-up people's feet
Still going past me in the street. 。
(3)
And does it not seem hard to you,
When all the sky is clear and blue,
And I should like so much to play,
To have to go to bed by day?
-----by wow
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