How to Get More Blowjobs! Tips for men.

Guys I'll tell ya, before my current man I was only O. . K. . with giving blow jobs. It wasn't something I really cared to do much or ever thought of in the middle of the day at work to rush home and surprise my beloved with a good ole horn blowin. I gave them out every once in a while because I liked the reciprocation and I know it makes yall so damn happy but I was never HAPPY to do it. And the key gentlemen, the absolute KEY is to give your woman an environment to be HAPPY to do them.

Now days I'm happy to give a good lollypop work out TONS more than I was in the past and I figure there has to be a reason for it. SO! In the name of science and the pleasure of men everywhere I'm gonna try and figure out WHY.

I think it all began when I got it in my head to use blow-jobs as positive reinforcement for good behavior. I read a book about how men are like dogs (in a good way) and that they too respond much more to positive rather than negative reinforcement. So instead of nagging for bad stuff I made a conscious effort to reward my man when he did something nice or something with out asking or just.... hell, something. So, Tip #1 Men buy your woman the book "How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers" (on Amazon.com and it's pretty SHORT!! Win-Win) And READ it WITH her. And, AND very importantly, when you get to the positive reinforcement section of the book slip in somehow (I don't know how, this parts your deal) but somehow let her know that a great positive reinforcement for you would be a b.j. I came up with the idea all on my own but I sort of wouldn't expect all chicks to be like that. AND you guys, the fact that you're reading a relationship book with your chick will SO! - be a mushy-love-turn on for her.

Another difference between my past and present that has led to a wild influx of knob slobbing is a mutual (for the first time in my life a MUTUAL) need for us to want to please one another. HE actually does nice things for me just to be nice, just to be sweet and make me happy and HO boy it's so great that I never want it to stop. SO....... I reciprocate! Give and take guys, and lucky for you I think chicks are a lot of times hard-wired to be good givers, and all you have to do to cache in on some taking is to give. And DAMN IT give with out expecting to receive!! --#2-- That is HUGE! Geez guys if you could at least pretend to not expect to receive right away for something you've done, and just let us enjoy our moment, we will honestly notice and appreciate it. If we think that you've done something wonderful (and I don't mean wonderful as in something HUGE, for gods sake buy a $1 gas station rose and tell her you were thinking about her) and show that you're not immediately expecting us to drop trou, it will make our hearts a pitter patter. And for ME? When the heart goes a pitter patter, later the tongue goes a wiggle waggle.

#3 This might be a difficult one for you guys but it also made a big difference in my frequency of blow-giving. Time. I used to hate giving bj's in the past because the guys would take FOR-EV-VER and my jaw would ache. Ah fuck ache it would HURT! Really guys even a hor with good working mouth muscles can get sore pretty quick and that ruins your chances for a quick turn-over in frequency. I understand that sometimes it's nice to really lean back and relax and enjoy and languish in the experience but it might do you good to keep those super-long sessions to a minimum. Also I understand that for some men it takes a lot longer for you to get-off with a blow job, that's understandable and there's nothing wrong with you but perhaps instead of letting her go on and on and on you could cut it short more often and move on to another activity. If she's not into sex at that moment you might even suggest some lube and a good ole fashioned girl-jackin. And hey you guys if she's jackin you, you might want to consider jackin her back seeming how you've got to have at least one free hand ;)

OK! That's enough for today, I'll post installment #2 tomorrow where we'll cover instruction, etiquette, and some other stuff that I have yet to pull out of my ass.