Friday, January 4, 2008

Circumcision and the Two Pump Chump

I wonder if there is a connection. I pondered the whole cut or not to cut part of my future child's dong off (circumcision) a few months ago and came to the conclusion that if I ever get knocked up and have a boy that I'll leave his shit alone. I read too many horror stories about doctors cutting too much and causing painful erections for guys later on in life because the didn't have ENOUGH skin to stretch out. That and I read that's it's just not DIRTY like people say it is.

Plus being the lover of all things sexual how could I even consider cutting off something pleasurable from my own offspring? Poor little dudes, I could never cut off an extra inch of skin from their pleasure pole. (Ewww gross I don't want to think about a kid I don't even have, having sex, this is going too far)

So anyways I was set to Let. It. Be.
But then.
I read one more thing about how guys WITH their foreskin intact are more "sensitive" down there than guys who got chopped. Something about how it was MEANT to be covered up and the guys that got whacked have to go through life slightly de-sensitized because their shit is always hanging out and rubbing all over stuff.

ACK!!! God I couldn't imagine my clit going through even a DAY, an HOUR with out her hoodie. Just ow.

So yeah, at that point I was even MORE convinced on my view.
But then.
I remembered the 2 Pump Chump.
My only experience with a non-cut man.
Oh.
O.k.

He was VERY sensitive down there.
SOOOOOOO very sensitive that he would blow after about 6 seconds the first round and MAYBE he'd be able to hold out for 40 seconds on the second go-round. And the third? Well let's just say he never really got passed the 60 second mark no matter how many times he could go. Actually he could keep up the pace on a good day for a good 5 orgasms on his part, but instead of being like other guys where after a time or two they can just keep going but not come any more, HE would just go limp. He was ALL or nothing. And I was ALL sorts of pissed.

So now it makes me wonder, are a lot of un-cut guys REALLY sensitive down there? (why am I using "down there" like I'm five today?) DICK-SCHLONG-COCK. There I feel better.))

Would I be sentencing my future unborn yet-to-be-conceived child that may or may not be a boy to a life of pre-ejaculation? I could not have a pre-ejak for a son. I would scar him for life telling him to "think about baseball" and buying de-sensitizing creams for him and his wife on their wedding day. I'd feel terrible for him and offer to pay to have him circumcised.

AHHH but maybe it's not EVERY un-cut guy. That would be silly right? Wouldn't I have HEARD about this??? SHIIIIIITTT and now I can't do any proper research because I've got this whole only-a-hor-to-one-guy-THING going on for me. Having only ONE experience to go on is not enough to make a LIFE-ALTERING decision for my child that doesn't exist yet (I like to think ahead and be prepared ok?) so I need you guys. (Gals)

TELLLLL MEEEEEE !! Have you been with an un-cut who was a 2 pumper? An un-cut that was super-duper? Have you noticed a trend with either type of man? Do tell bloggers, the future of a yet-to-be-conceived-penis is depending on it.

Thank You.

30 comments:

Krissie said...

Well, I've never been with an UN-circumcised guy. People here just don't do it. And I seriously doubt that turtle-neck has anything to do with how long a guy can go on or for how many rounds. Just like everything else, it depends on the person.
And I have no idea what you mean by "more dirty".
Anyway, like I said, never been with anyone form the "other camp" so this is all I've got.

Sassy Blondie said...

I think I can add to this conversation a bit. The ex was born in Europe, which is not a big circumsizing place, evidently. I swear, he didn't warn me, and all I kept thinking about was that torpedo the first time we were together! A bit scary for a little girl from the country.

I'm not sure either way has the advantage, however. You either got a good one and know how to use it, or you don't. Gentlemen, step up to the plate...

Sassy Blondie said...

And I'm thinking the chump was just a bad lay...I don't know...I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

My boy's whole and uncut, he uses his equipment like an absolute dream.

Like Sassy said, your guy was just a real bad lay.

D-HOR said...

Krissie - Un-cut? My brain isn't working, is that NOT cut, or cut? "never been with an UN-cut" . . .never.. un-cut... so you've never been with a guy that wasn't cut? Don't worry it's not you, it's just that my brain doesn't compute certain ways. But thank you :)

Sassy - Torpedo *snicker* :)

Anon - Thank You!

Krissie said...

Never been with a circumcised guy.
No one gets circumcised in Croatia.
(Now Ryan is gonna come and be smart-assy about Croatia again. Or Dyck. Even though Dyck should just move here. Cuz no one would attack him with a knife here.)

Sgt said...

I'm cut and lousy in bed.. clearly the two aren't related.

:-P

D-HOR said...

Krissie - Why wouldn't they attack him? Do they feel bad for social misfits with exreme opinions and big mouths? Or do they not sell knives?

And OHHHHHHHH ok, I get it.
And I guess that sort of answers my whole question. I mean if an entire COUNTRY of people are going around having sex uncirced and the women haven't started a revolt by NOW then I'm figuring it'll be ok.

Do you find it as funny as I do that YOU are the one that gave me piece of mind about something to do with sex? My friendly celibate friend, you are wise beyond your years.

D-HOR said...

SGT- YAY your BACK!!! And, oh. Well sorry about that. Want a cream ref. ??

Krissie said...

Ironic even I find it.
(And turned into Yoda I have.)

Glitterstim said...

I've been with one un-cut guy. He was a lot of talk about being able to do it over and over. In three days together, he did it twice.... And didn't seem to have much staying-power....

I hated the one bj I gave him, too. It...uhm...smelled funny. So, I suggested we shower together, which helped.

But that's the only one I've known!

:o) BJ

Anonymous said...

My little boy is cut simply because we wanted him to look like Daddy. Cicumcision has been the 'norm' in the US for a long time, but there is a growing movement to leave it be. Countless studies have been done - so far there is little to no evidence to suggest that there is a medical advantage to eliminating the turtleneck.

I have never been with an un-cut, but I can safely tell you that the cut guys I have been with fell into the 'Two-Pump Chump' category on more than one ocassion . . . it always seemed to depend on how long it had been, how big the work-up was, and whether or not I said, "Oh, God! Fuck me." (I must admit that I have used that last one more than once to encourage a quick finish . . . I have two toddlers. I'm tired.)Whether you cut him or leave him intact, teach that future penis that willpower and rubbing one out before hitting it will take him along way with the ladies.

Anonymous said...

I was just referred to your blog a few days ago, by above commenter (driving) and I am loving your candidness!!!
I wanted to chime in here as I have been with one un-cut man in my life, I am married to him. He's fine, I'm fine, we are all fine. It is not dirty, he is very sensitive but he makes sure I am done first.
I think that your experience was just a bad experience regardless of his cut status.

Anonymous said...

Oh and I should mention, I have 3 sons. I had my oldest before my husband. He is cut. I did it just cause it seemed like the normal thing to do at the time. My husband and I have 2 sons together and they are un-cut because my husband wouldn't even hear of it. Just the thought of cutting off a part of their little penis made my husband cring.
So, having said all of that, there is a distinct difference in diaper care for cut babies and opposed to un-cut babies.
But you are not to that point yet, so ask me later.....

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I was circumsized when I was a tot...but it kept growing back, so I had to be re-circumcized. Even now, I have to go back every month or so and have it trimmed.

I'm thinking about going for a mohawk next time.

Anonymous said...

I've been with 1 un-cut guy. Sexiest SOB I ever had. And FAN-effing-TASTIC in bed, taking neither too long nor not long enough. After 23 years, I still get horny just thinking about him. As much as I love my Big Guy, I always felt I would never have a son circumsized, as a favor to whomever might marry him. I just LOVED watching his equipment get erect. It was like watching a beautiful gift unwrapping itself. Hmmmm.... happy memories!

Anonymous said...

Don't cut it!

My honey isn't cut and it's beautiful. Like upstate broad said, it's like a present. We even have a lil game when he's in the shower it's called innie outtie (use your imagination) He'll sing it out to me .. innie outtie, innnnie outtttie and I'm in there in a flash.. lol What a turn on!
To be honest, sometimes I need to tell him to give it a lil wash after a hard days work.. not saying my man isn't clean, but shit happens. lol
I also think it depends on the man, and not if he's cut or un-cut when it comes to sex.
Now that I'm with a man that isn't cut, I feel real guilty that I had it done to my son. :(

I say don't do it!

Oh and..

Funny Krissy you are.

Sassy Blondie said...

I think I forgot to mention that the best sex of my life was with Torpedo...I'm just saying it out loud.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Your best sex may be yet to come, Sassypants!!

KJ said...

Wow, its good to see so many people who are in favor of the UN cut. I did not circumcize my son - we planned on it, but I did all kinds of research when I was pregnant and talked to about 50 people with boys (seriously, I struck up conversations with all kinds of random strangers about their sons penises!) - my conclusion was that it is just as cruel and unneccessary to do it to a boy as it would be to do it to a girl.

My husband is circumcized, and wanted to cut the baby so he'd look like Daddy, but we watched a video of one being done, and he couldn't even watch the whole thing - and that changed his mind. I also have a friend who is a (male) nurse, and he refuses to assist in circumcisions. He said it is awful & you can just feel all this rage and indignity from the babies.

I've personally been with 3 uncut men. One was a two-pump chump. The other two were fine in that dept.

Somebody above mentioned uncircumcized babies being different in the diaper change dept., but I have to beg to differ. She probably pulls back the foreskin to clean under it during diaper changes, but I never have done that and its unnecessary. Some people think you should never pull them back (the foreskin is attached to the penis at birth, just like your fingernail is attached to your finger), but I have always pulled back gently just as far as it would go, no more, at bathtime. The only time I would pull it back during a diaper change is if there was a realllllly messy gooey poo... even then, it would be really hard for anything to get in there. I mean... they are not exactly floppy and loose. Now he's 2 & its just a part of the bath routine. Clean between his toes, behind his ears, under his foreskin...

Maybe way more info than you needed right now, but there ya go.

CruiserMel said...

I've got no comment, but I feel like I should comment, because I've been such a slacker, but really, I've got no opinion on this matter.

Wait - yes, I do. I was with a darling Venetian guy who had me at hello, so to speak - but he wasn't cut and I was just grossed out. Seriously. Even if I'd had warning, I still would've gotten the heebees. But let me add that, indeed, he was amazing in that department, if you know what I mean. Once I got over my own feelings, it was "Katie, bar the door!" So... well, I'm sure that didn't help one bit. Glad I could (not) be of help.

Thor said...

I vote for cut.

Sassy Blondie said...

Dyckie: Promises, promises...

jenny said...

Having 3 girls, I never had to face the decision of to cut or not to cut. Who knows what #4 will be?

As for my experience, when I was 16, I came face to face with an uncirced penis and it totally grossed me out. I had thought that this was going to be the guy I lost my virginity to, but after seeing his dick, that quickly squelched that!

Hubby and I both said once, if we had a boy, we would get him cut, but I have 2nd thoughts about that sometimes. It's an issue we will have to deal with if #4 ends up being a boy. Wait and see..

D-HOR said...

Blogget - I keep trying to figure out which one it could have been ;) Forgive me I'm just weird and love puzzles.

Driving - So are you going to give me advice on HOW to tell that future penis to "rub one out" before?? (LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH btw) *ahem* But really, I've got a "baby tips" folder started already, I'll put it in there.

Nicole!! EEEeee I'm so excited to have you here and comment! Thank You :) So, your man is torpedo style, sensitive BUT does his job right. I think that sounds like the best combination possible. (congrats btw! ;) And the diaper care? OH I'm ready for that! I know exactly ZERO about babies so I started a "Baby Tips" Book a year ago - I like to be prepared - I'll put anything in there. (It's gross isn't it? You're gonna tell me it's nasty or something, I can just feel it. Or you're just gonna tell me that we've got to roll back the little guy and was it? Maybe that's it? God I hope so.)

DYCK - That's not circumcision, darling that's your genital warts.

Upstate - I really love your honesty, like for real though. I've actually been struggling with an issue you just brought up and you just deflated it! Thanx for the advice on the Torpedo style AND now I'm going to go and blog about that subject you brought up!

Patti - AHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *wheeze* ahahahahahha "Innie, Outie" ahaha Oh god you just woke me up with that one. Oh lord I'm gonna smile all day. :) Thank You for sharing that!! :) Oh my gosh. *writing in baby tip book to NOT teach that to future-not-yet-concieved-son for fear of him whipping it out in the grocery store and singing it.* ahahahhah

Sassy - :) Good to know :) XOXO's

Dyck! - Like sweet Sassy would let you in her Sassy-Pants! Okay well if she DID in some alternate-universe you do realize that it WOULD have to be the best sex ever? Unless you want a hor camping out on your front lawn with a pimp, a ghetto cat and some duct tape? Just sayin' :P Yeah and take care of those warts first. Geez.


Kat - Oh God just the THOUGHT of watching that video is giving me the goosebumps and shivers (SO not the good kind) And THANK YOU for the cleaning advice! I'll take as much info as I can get and the earlier the better. (oh my I had no idea it was attatched like that at first!) But again, thank you :)

Cruiser - But you DID help!! You gave me info that they CAN be good in bed and that was exactly what I was going for. Give yourself some credit woman! PLUS you made me laugh, and that's priceless :)

Thor - Thank You - wait, what? Do tell. . .

Tyler - I don't like the 100 mile an hour thing so maybe cut it is. And hours? Ouuuuuuccchh. What ever floats your boat and makes you happy but I've got my F.Y.T.B.C. Son's generation of women that he may or may not have sex with to worry about as well. But thank you for sharing ;)

Jenny - OH FUCK are you PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!??????? GAWD I've been away so long did I MISS THIS!!!?? SHHHHIIIIIIITTTTT!!! I am heading to your blog right now, screw writing a post right away, that can wait.

Sparx said...

Uncut - he can make the choice later on if too many freaky chicks get traumatised by his lil old piece of skin.

And, you won't believe it but TODAY, really today, the BBC published the results of a survey into sexual satisfaction by men before and after circumcision and showed that there's no difference in enjoyment. No shit, here's the link:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7174929.stm

The only real pro-circ argument is that it reduces the risk of AIDS. Otherwise you are performing totally unnecessary surgery on a small baby. Why bother?

My 2 cents worth!

D-HOR said...

Sparx!! Thank You :) And hell yeah, I guess if I feel so strongly about a womans "right to choose" I should feel the same way about a mans junk ya know? That's a great spin, let them choose. I really like that. Oo! And isn't that article cool! Thank You so much! :)

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, I got lucky with my guy. He is a good one.
No, I wasn't going to say anything gross. Not really....My mother in law tried to tell me that I needed to "peel" the boys back at birth but I refused to do it. I was just going to say that circed vs uncirced are very very different looking. If you get the baby cut, then he comes home all red and scabby, really gross. Then you have to actually touch it to clean it and put ointment on it until it heals.
Now an uncut baby looks completely different than an uncut adult. It is tight around the top, so tight that it may take up to a year or so of baby boners to losen it up enough that you can actually see the head. And, I did not pull it back, just as far as it would go without putting any tension. Sometimes really yucky diaper messes would get into the foreskin area though and it was somewhat necessary.
I did read the survey that someone else mentioned that cut guys are at lesser risk of contracting HIV than uncut guys. To me that made absolutely no sense. But apparently the foreskin can get microscopic tears in it during sex that can transmit the virus easier. So really, is that a concern? No, not if you teach your son to use a condom and not to solicit sex from hookers.
ANyways, enough of my ramble. So glad to have found your blog. It is quite interesting.

Jay said...

Speaking from an uncut POV, I've never had any complaints. If it's been a while, the first one will sometimes go pretty fast (unless we're talking whiskey dick), but (if I'm awake for it) number two is almost TOO pleasurable for her. Almost.

D-HOR said...

Nicole - I really had no idea about any of that! For real I didn't have the slightest that it's like still developing or unraveling or however you wanna put it. Thank You for filling me in :) And. . wow, ya know? That's somethin else. And HEY I'm glad to have you here!! :)

Robot Z.V. - Almost huh? ;) Good to know, lol. And thank you for sharing :)