Okay so I'm back from vacation but I'm being a real bastard and instead of writing my own crap I'm too busy amusing myself catching up on everybody's stuff that I missed while I was gone. I'm selfish, so whatever.
Okay, THAT and I've been wanting to do a post on masturbating - a how-to for women and tips for men - but it's going to require me to think a lot. And I don't WANT to think a lot. I'm lazy I just want to read other blogs and laugh until I pee.
Actually I usually only laugh until I pee when I'm with my mom. But she does it TOO so I figure that it cancels things out. Plus we always tell each other when we do so that REALLY cancels things out.
And you listen here I don't want any junk about how I need to do kegels because my muscles are weak or something. My lady flower could bench press yo mamma. We just like to laugh and we do it hard.
Kay, I'm out, have fun picturing my vagina bench pressing your mother.
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11 comments:
Por favor, keep your vagina away from my other. Gracias.
Welcome Back
Perhaps the idea of wetting your pants with your mom is a bit much for the readership to take?
Nah...
Glad you're back! :)
Welcome home Hor :)
I'm like that with my sister. We laugh so hard sometimes, it just can't be helped...lol
Looking forward to your next post.
Will you be telling us about your vacation too?
HOR! I missed you!!
You may want to consider some Depends undergarments.
Krissie - No Problemo, and De Nada (you freakin 6 launguage speaking beotch) ;)
Nicole - Why Thank You
Sassy - Oh my gosh you for real got me there. I read your first sentance and flipped out for about 2 seconds, time slowed down and I think my brain quit for a minute. Aaaaaaannnnddd then it was ok again. PHEW!! Naughty Sassy! :)
Patti - YES!! I got an admitter! HA I'm not the only one! :) :P
Vacation? Not much to tell, just a little diddy I'll put up today.
Kat - Good!! :) And thank you :)
Dyck - I don't get it, whenever you want me to dress you up like a baby and spank you, you choose POISE. Poise DOES sound more dignified, not that you're into dignity, but, whatever.
Welcome back, HOR!
If I were the guffawing kind my pants would be damp now, hehe. Oh, and my pants were soaking today but that's the leg of my pants because we got drenched in the rain and had to stay that way for three hours in college. Hang it! :P
indie - wet pant legs are a bitch right? Not comfy!
Ok brace yourself, I'm going for the obvious joke:
Hey, I've got a barbell your lady flower can bench.
Effort - LOL!!! I can't believe nobody even came up with that! Damn I could have made a good joke too - maybe I should hire you as an editor! :)
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