Okay so everybody's already done this so I'm basically steeling from, everyone, but the last person I saw do it was DRIVING DAMN IT I've been wanting to do this since before I even HAD an MP3, ya know cuz I'm a dork. SO, here it is, MY MP3 Player Fortune Telling Experience: (YAAAYYY!!!!)
(Put your MP3 player on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. You must write the name of the song no matter what. No cheating!)
IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY?” YOU SAY?
"Like a stone" – Audioslave - yes cuz I’m always coming up with the newest coolest sayings, how perceptive of you MP3, good start.
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
“The voice within” Chistina Aguilera - I think it's saying I hear voices, that's not nice.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
“Open Your Eye’s” - Alterbridge – I do like an open mind
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
"Any Man Of Mine" – Shania Twain - Why YES, to train my man to be just like this song is on that list. Very goooood MP3, my pet.
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Love’s Embrace" – Christina Aguilera - I am very loving, yes yes (and not at all full of myself)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
“Voodoo” - Godsmack – ahahahhaha Jaybird and I have been known to dabble in our day. Gufaww
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
“Crazy” Patsy Cline - why yes, I do try and figure out if I’m nuts sometimes. (p.s. Thanks Again for stealing that for me KRISSIE :)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Deny" – Default ??? Don't be an asshole MP3, get with the program.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LOVE?
“Unwritten” - Natasha Bettingfield - He sure is, but we’re starting to write together. (and commence GAG, i know, i know)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
“Don’t” - Jewel - Nah, just the opposite ;)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Labios compartido" (Lips Shared) - Juanes - MMmmmmm Yes, I do like to share my lips. Mmmm ALLL of them ;)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LOVE?
"Three Marlenas" – The Walflowers - He really would take care of me just like in the song. (gag again, sorry)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
“Way Back” – The Wreckers - Are you saying I’m OLD MP3?? I’ll kick your ass.
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Making Memories of Us" – Keith Urban - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! That one IS ON MY LIST!! (and NO I DON'T care if everyone plays it, well, all the hillbillies at least)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
“How Bizarre” - OMC - ahahahahahahahahahahahah
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Morning Song" – Jewel - It IS a song about being in bed ;)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
“Probably wouldn't be this way” - What you tryin to say MP3? Youz gotta problem?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
“Hard To Love You” – The wreckers - Quit it MP3, you’re gonna get my ass in trouble.
WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
"I’m Ok" - Christina Aguilerra – Oh NICE, that’s not gonna freak people out at ALL. And why does my MP3 Play Mrs Sexy Aguilera like ALL the time? Not just today but like all the time. Must be a man.
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11 comments:
This post brought me on a journey of exciting highs ("I like to share my lips..ALLL of them") and frightening lows ("I'm OK"). I give it an 8.5 but I can't dance to it.
Effort -I can't dance for shit to anything but that one would be praticularly hard. :P
I'd steal anything for you. (I just thought I'd join in gag inducing business)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Krissie HAHAHAHAHAHA
you shit :P XOXOXOXOX's
Hor - Very fun. I like doing these things and I had never even heard of this one. Did you make it up? And I like the idea of having a conversation with the 'ol MP3 player.
Krissie - I like the new picture.
Christina Agulerra? Keith Urban?? Christ, you listen to a lot of shitty music!
just found my way over to your site from...dammit I can't remember now...anyways I too have a lot of miz aguliera on my mp3, that girl can SING and I sometimes wish that I could be her just for a day or two.....
Thank you, Jill.
I think you know that my iMan has died...he didn't appreciate my injury restrictions this past summer, I guess! XOXO
And I still love that Christina Aguilera song "Cruizin" (I think it's called...oh, and "Dirty" makes me point and sing like crazy!
You will not believe this, but I was reading yours, thinking "Man, I have seen a lot of these, I wish I had an iPod or MP3 player." Last night, my husband came home and handed me an iPod Touch for our anniversary. Ok, I posted on my blog that I wanted one for my anniversary, but he finally listened. Yeah, so now I can do this.
Jill - Nah I didn't make it up I got it from the lady I linked at the top. And Thank You :)
Dyck - My MP3 is racict against the Eagles, it has problems.
Flea - She can sing like hell right? Girl's got some lungs. Thanks for stopping by! :) I wonder if I would want to be her for a day??? Ahh, . . . I'm ok with being me. (I must be on drugs this morning)
SASSY!!!! (sorry bought your pod!!) I told C. this last week about your pointing and singing and he really surprised me with his response. He laughed and said "That's Cool!" I figured he'd say you're nuts or weird but he thought it was fun and neat. So do I, but I didn't expect it from him, I don't give the man enough cool-points credit.
Nicole- EEEEE!!! YAY FOR YOU!!!!!! :) Oh kick ass right?? (oh, ok and Happy Anniversary too! ;)
Tyler - He was my intro into mexican/spanish/latin/what/ever/he/is Music.
Me Encanta. Juanes es guapo ;) but you being a dude don't really need to hear that. Did you see his last video though? I swear he's wearing a womens V-neck T-shirt. Agggghh he lost weight and got cute and now dresses funny. Dork. Ah well as long as he keeps on singing. I've got Mana on there too and I'm always looking for suggestions.
C. is more of an "Alacranes" or "Los Tigres De Norte" sort of guy and loves Corridos and anything with LOTS of tuba and accordian and a band with no less than 20 people with 5 guys singing in yellow and black suits. You know the kind? Yeah, so he's not much help.
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