I Used To Drive A Schneider Pumpkin Truck

I got a nice surprise this Halloween morning at work. We were overloaded with orders and didn't have enough truck drivers. YES!! I love my desk job but to get here I had to do 4 years of driving big-ole-trucks. Actually when I was offered the desk job it came on the condition that if we're ever overextended I am to once again hop in a truck and drive. I don't get out as much as I'd like to but when I do it's always a treat.

I started out going to truck driving school and drove my first almost year and a half at Schneider National. Being Halloween I figured it'd be a good day to introduce you to my old employer the PUMPKIN trucks.


We never hauled pumpkins but damned if you'll ever miss one of THOSE trucks on the road.

I went to all but four of our states, ya sort of can't drive to Hawaii, and got to see a lot of beautiful country. Ok so I also saw a dude jacking off in his truck one time and ended up staring a bit too long and he caught me and then started keeping pace with me to try and REALLY give me a show. HAHAHAHA I told my asshat co-driver to "Come up and look at this guy beside us, you gotta see what he's doing!" HA! Asshat co-driver got an eye-full and dirty guy backed off. That was a good day.

I met a man cross dressing as a woman at a truck stop trying to prostitute her/himself out and I was gonna offer it $5 to let me take a picture with it but I was out of film. I think that would be my biggest regret from that year and a half but I always carried extra film after that.

But damn, we had to go out for 3 weeks at a time and only received a few days home in between trips. I missed my parents and friends just too much to go on for much longer than I did and ended up coming home and driving local trucks at the place I work for now. 2 years of that and here I am, at a desk job and one happy camper.

Today was a great day to get out and drive again. The leaves have changed color, it's windy and overcast and today just FEELS like Halloween (my Fav-O-right holiday.) I didn't see any penises or prostitutes but I guess it was a pretty good day.

A Taste Of Jizz

Okay! I've done my homework and I've got the goods. And the results? Fuck it, unless you're a connoisseur of man juice or it's a really REALLY big friggin deal then I'm thinking never mind. Here we go :

Things that can make your ejaculate taste unpleasant:

· Coffee - too much coffee can make your semen taste bitter
· Garlic, onions - both have a high sulfur content which can make your semen taste bitter
· Cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower - same as above
· Smoking - cigarettes contain tons of toxins - makes yo shit nasty
· Excessive red meat - tends to make your semen taste salty
Excessive Dairy - tends to make your semen taste salty

Well SHIT!! Let's take my Dad for an example of a mans day. He gets up in the morning and starts drinking coffee, he'll end up drinking a pot or two by noon. Noon he'll have a roast beef sandwich or maybe a meatloaf (flavored with onions and garlic) sandwich and for dinner a nice steak smothered in onions with a whole HEAP of broccoli or cabbage or cali or all of them cuz my mom tries to eat lots of veggies. Later on at night he'll eat a ginormis bowl of ice cream big enough to constipate an elephant. If he were a smoker he'd really round out that list. OKAY! Sorry mom. But come ON this isn't too far off from I'm betting 40% of American men!
Bummer.

Hell I can even say that my tortilla man eats his fair share of red meat and I'm not lying when I tell you we go through a BAG of onions every week, if not more. We put 'em in everything. I don't know about salty, I'm sorry I've never sat back after one of those rare occasions and swished the jizz around my palette searching for subtle hints - "Hmmmm this has an oaky top note my dear!" - No.

Moving on.
Foods That Can Make Your Semen Taste Better:
(more stuff I stole from the internet)

· Drink lots of water - flush toxins from your body, drink at least 1L/day
· Eat plenty of fruit - pineapple, melons, papaya, mango, etc
· Vegetables - generally good for improving semen taste, but avoid high-sulfur vegetables
· Pineapple Juice - often regarded as the most effective way of improving semen taste
· Parsley, celery - "leafy green" veggies are the best vegetables to use supposedly
· Cinnamon - reportedly sweetens the taste of semen

I wanted to share this here quote with you cuz it made me laugh -

"It seems that natural foods with a lot of sugar are good, such as fruits like melons and pineapple juice. Protein is believed to cause a bitter taste in semen, which could be why vegetarian males often reportedly have better tasting semen. Just remember that everything you put in your body has potential to alter the taste of your semen."

Me thinks this was written by a stoopid vegetarian man. Obviously a vegetarian man because he was trying to get somebody to get up on his veggie dick and STOOPID for either not realizing or not thinking we would KNOW that vegetarians eat a butload of protein through beans and tofu and soy and all sorts of vegi-crap.

Ok and the last sentence made me laugh because it was a tad "DUN DUn Dun dun!" AND it reminded that only I can prevent forrest fires for some odd reason. Ok and is there a single man on earth that is going to REMEMBER every time he eats to check if it's cum-flavor-friendly? Like even ONE??

I read at like everyplace I went to that Pineapple juice was THE WAY to go for sweet man nectar. Being the all providing hor that I am I actually went to my burrito boy, spent a terrible half hour trying to explain all this to him and proposed we try our very own scientific trial using pineapple juice. How cool am I??

Drumroll please .... .... ..... .... ... Riiiigggghhhhhttt because he was honestly going to consider downing a liter of pineapple juice every day for 3 days just so he could get a blow job that he can get any day of the week. Ok so normally he doesn't get that extra happy ending but if he ASKED for it he knows I wouldn't turn 'im down. So no dice, I guess the thought of drinking all that didn't quite appeal to him. And EW I wouldn't want to drink it either. ARE there guys out there who are willing to drink that much P-juice everyday just for a blow job? Me thinks probably not many. It WOULD have been cool to get the inside scoop, damn it I was gonna be like Heraldo on the front lines. Ah well.

Why Does Sperm Make My Tounge Tingle???

What? Like you've NEVER done it? Well ok mayyyyybbbee you haven't and if not keep readin maybe you'll learn something. Ok probably not. Screw you. :)

Ok so here's the thing, I'm not much of a cum-in-mouth sort of gal but damn it special occasions come up and sometimes us girls just DO it ok? Hell I hear some chicks like it and I'm chalking that up to the what-ever-floats-yer-boat factor, have at it if yall want it girlies (or dudes.)

I'm sorry I won't have any insider info on swallowing but only because I'm squeamish and the thought of it, exuse me , hooo, hoooll, HOOOAALLLLLKK tends to make me gag. Nothing wrong with it, just makes me gag to even consider it and that's no fun, so - whatever. WEFYB.

Ok, down to business. Two things, TASTE and FEEL.

Feel first. (Taste tomorrow) I know it happens to me and at least one of you all as well (hi rosa!:) But when the man juice hits my tongue it friggin feels WEIRD! And it's hard to explain. If feels kind of tingly but more like if you stuck your tongue to a REALLY weak battery tingle than a tickle tingle. It's strange and it won't go away even if I drink something or brush my teeth. SO! I tried to look up what the deal-E-O is on the internets. (BTW I expect much CLAPPING from yall for searching sex stuff, cuz damn.)

Anyways I DID manage to come up with the fact that sperm is normally basic (alkaline, not acidic) and it's that way because our lady insides are hostile and acidic and them spermies need to be on the opposite end of our PH just to survive. Talk about men and women being different - but Awwwwww balance each other out. How sweet, spermies meet my lady flower and try to wriggle their way in with the ole "You complete me" line. Men.

So okay I guess the alkaline explanation would make more sense than my previous theory that the strange sensation was from the 180-600 million spermies on my tongue trying to swim and burrow their way down into my tongue in search of an egg. Boy howdy did THAT thought freak me out from time to time.

So??? Does that feeling (or any other) happen to anyone else? Ok come on if you have to you can go Anon on me but geez I think we're all pretty cool by now dontcha think?

Ugh, he'd be so happy if I told him he has nice healthy basic spermies. Eeeek all the better to knock me up with. I read some stuff about men with not so basic sperm having a harder time to get chicks prego because their soldiers couldn't make the march. Talk about a home-fertility-test. Put some of that shit on your tongue and see if it burns.

More Blow Job Gettin Tips!

All right guys, let's talk etiquette. I'm sorry, manners.
The thing that first comes to my mind - and apparently other gals around here - is that if you want to put your hands in our hair, or feel our heads while we're down there that's fine. BUT! Gall DAMN IT do not go PUSHING our head down and crammin our face on your dick. I understand that you might want some more active blowing, or for us to go further down but SHIT FIRE!- pushing our head down is NOT the fucking way to get it done! It. Pisses. Me. OFF. And turns me off. And that is bad.

If you need something MORE going on just tell us. "Oh baby Mmmmmm that feels so good, oh baby, use your hands, oh yeahhhh baby thank you , oh that feels so good." Or "Ohhh darlin that's feelin so good, oh take me all the way, oh yeah ......" You can come up with your own dirty-talk but polite and encouraging at the same time spiel. But for real, PRAISE us for what we're already doing and THEN ask for what you need.

I respect asking for what you need and DAMN it I appreciate it!! That's another thing, make it clear to us what feels good for you and what doesn't because FUCK I hate scrambling around down there trying to figure out what makes you tick. TELL US! Next time she's in a chatty mood, bring up oral and first ask HER what she likes. Listen to her and for gods sake remember to implement those requests next time your down there.

After she tells you what she likes I'm betting she'll ask you the same. Girls are cool like that. And if she doesn't, well, figure out a way to get your turn in talking. And like I said before don't you DARE start out with "Babe I really hate the way you......" and stuff like that. OH hell that's gonna piss us off and you might end up like BLOGGETS ex who went with out a bj for 5 years. No good. Start off by telling her how good she makes you feel, mention the great things she DOES do and then say "I'd really enjoy it if you would...." And hey if the girl IS doing something terrible like biting or teeth or sucking you like a malt then hey, it's ok to say that certain things hurt you. Be gentle and say they HURT. Don't say you hate it, or it sucks or pisses you off, just say it hurts. She'll react way more to the fact that she's possibly causing you pain than to you saying she does a lame job.

Now. To cum or not to cum and WHERE to cum. You guys that's up to you and your lady but honestly you really need to listen or pay attention to her signals when it comes to this area. It can be a real deal breaker if you want to come on her face and it makes her feel like a dirty porn hor and that you don't respect her. If she's IN to that sort of thing then fire away but if she's not, oh MAN you guys I can't stress nearly enough the need for you to LET. IT. BE.

I had an ex that was always trying to get it on me in places that I didn't appreciate and it truly made me feel disrespected and used. He never listened to me when I told him I didn't like it (and I made it damn clear) and it eventually just turned me off to the whole thing. And HIM for that matter. Bastard.

I understand also that when we get you ready to cum that you really might not want the feeling of her mouth to stop until after you've cum, I get that, but if she's not comfortable with it, guys you've got to just let her be and let her finish you off with her hands. If you insist on cumming in her mouth it's gonna make her feel all sorts of bad feelings about YOU and BLOWING. Be sensitive to what she feels ok with and respect her wishes.

Now that I'm with a guy that DOES respect me and listen? HA! This boy gets more and I go FURTHER than ever before. I go further for him because he makes me feel good about myself and respected and appreciated and it makes me want to do everything I possibly can to make him feel as good as he makes ME feel.

How to Get More Blowjobs! Tips for men.

Guys I'll tell ya, before my current man I was only O. . K. . with giving blow jobs. It wasn't something I really cared to do much or ever thought of in the middle of the day at work to rush home and surprise my beloved with a good ole horn blowin. I gave them out every once in a while because I liked the reciprocation and I know it makes yall so damn happy but I was never HAPPY to do it. And the key gentlemen, the absolute KEY is to give your woman an environment to be HAPPY to do them.

Now days I'm happy to give a good lollypop work out TONS more than I was in the past and I figure there has to be a reason for it. SO! In the name of science and the pleasure of men everywhere I'm gonna try and figure out WHY.

I think it all began when I got it in my head to use blow-jobs as positive reinforcement for good behavior. I read a book about how men are like dogs (in a good way) and that they too respond much more to positive rather than negative reinforcement. So instead of nagging for bad stuff I made a conscious effort to reward my man when he did something nice or something with out asking or just.... hell, something. So, Tip #1 Men buy your woman the book "How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers" (on Amazon.com and it's pretty SHORT!! Win-Win) And READ it WITH her. And, AND very importantly, when you get to the positive reinforcement section of the book slip in somehow (I don't know how, this parts your deal) but somehow let her know that a great positive reinforcement for you would be a b.j. I came up with the idea all on my own but I sort of wouldn't expect all chicks to be like that. AND you guys, the fact that you're reading a relationship book with your chick will SO! - be a mushy-love-turn on for her.

Another difference between my past and present that has led to a wild influx of knob slobbing is a mutual (for the first time in my life a MUTUAL) need for us to want to please one another. HE actually does nice things for me just to be nice, just to be sweet and make me happy and HO boy it's so great that I never want it to stop. SO....... I reciprocate! Give and take guys, and lucky for you I think chicks are a lot of times hard-wired to be good givers, and all you have to do to cache in on some taking is to give. And DAMN IT give with out expecting to receive!! --#2-- That is HUGE! Geez guys if you could at least pretend to not expect to receive right away for something you've done, and just let us enjoy our moment, we will honestly notice and appreciate it. If we think that you've done something wonderful (and I don't mean wonderful as in something HUGE, for gods sake buy a $1 gas station rose and tell her you were thinking about her) and show that you're not immediately expecting us to drop trou, it will make our hearts a pitter patter. And for ME? When the heart goes a pitter patter, later the tongue goes a wiggle waggle.

#3 This might be a difficult one for you guys but it also made a big difference in my frequency of blow-giving. Time. I used to hate giving bj's in the past because the guys would take FOR-EV-VER and my jaw would ache. Ah fuck ache it would HURT! Really guys even a hor with good working mouth muscles can get sore pretty quick and that ruins your chances for a quick turn-over in frequency. I understand that sometimes it's nice to really lean back and relax and enjoy and languish in the experience but it might do you good to keep those super-long sessions to a minimum. Also I understand that for some men it takes a lot longer for you to get-off with a blow job, that's understandable and there's nothing wrong with you but perhaps instead of letting her go on and on and on you could cut it short more often and move on to another activity. If she's not into sex at that moment you might even suggest some lube and a good ole fashioned girl-jackin. And hey you guys if she's jackin you, you might want to consider jackin her back seeming how you've got to have at least one free hand ;)

OK! That's enough for today, I'll post installment #2 tomorrow where we'll cover instruction, etiquette, and some other stuff that I have yet to pull out of my ass.

Horin Politics

There are SO - DANG - FREAKIN - MANY candidates running to plow over the mess that is Bush that it just freaks me out. Okay actually I really don't know all the facts about Bush or how much of a mess he really is but I know the majority of people think he's a big ole screw up. Don't we ALWAYS think that at the end of a term though? I mean really?

Anyways since I am pretty much politically blind - BUT - I do have strong opinions AND I want to be a voter I figured I should do some research. RIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT, wow there's just too much shit out there for me to deal with so I needed a simpler way!

A trip to YAHOO! and thank-you-very-much I found my tool! I found two "Candidate Match-up" Quizzes and took them both. The one HERE and the one at USAtoday both gave me the same results. The one at USA gives a lot of facts about where each of the candidates stand and I actually honestly learned some stuff about everybody. Do I remember any of it? Well no, but it's all there if I WANT to.

So who does a hor vote for? Apparently my person is Dennis Kucinich. Who the hell is Dennis Kucinich? Heck if I know but he was a HUGE match-up for me on both sites. Unfortunately I've never heard of him so obviously he won't have a real chance and guessing by my rather liberal views I'm betting he's a tad batty. Or just super cool as hell.

Ah well Dennis, have fun watching Hiliary and McCain and God help us all.

Man Costumes For the Bedroom - I prefer him with a towel.

I've went on and on plenty about how I like to dress up for sex play but I need to cover the other end. Man dress-up.

I've only had a few experiences with it and well? Gee I don't know. I know they've debunked that whole myth about how men are WAY-SUPER-EXTRA-MORE visual than chicks. Google it, I'm too lazy to link it, but the latest study states something about how guys stare at the FACES of nekkid women longer then women do of men. In fact us chikis ended up staring at the man goodies longer than the dudes looked at ours. Man poles are fun to look at what can I say? Ok or maybe they look weird and you just want to stare a while cuz they all look a little different and you just want to stare a bit. But I'm still not sure if costumes are the visual pleasure I seek.

I requested that my EX dress up like a fire-man for me one time and the idiot went to his uncle (a volunteer fire fighter) and actually BORROWED his stuff. AHHHHHH oh my GAWD how embarrassing. He TOLD his uncle and his uncle told the entire family. Plus ew it was all sooty and dirty and had had ANOTHER mans junk lolling around in it before. Gahh talk about a crappy night. He wasn't the brightest bulb in the pack.

The next time I got the itch to dress him up I bought the costume myself. I got a great handy-man tool belt and requested that it be the only thing he wear. He didn't like it and wouldn't wear it. Laaaaammmeee. I ended up keeping it and using it quite often (it's a really nice one dang it) although every time I see it I remember how horrid we were together. Ah well it's neat and has a cool hammer holder and a place for nails and stuff.

C. and I got mexican-wrestler masks to wear (he likes wrestling and I'm claiming he as a dead spot in his brain and can't help it) but they made our faces sweat and we both felt kind of ridiculous. They DO look really phreaky hanging on our bedroom wall and I think it makes us at least FEEL cool.

But really? I just don't think a man dressing up (unless it's a tux!) does it for me. I wonder about other chicks, maybe I'm just going about it wrong. But for now? The most sexy thing I can think of is a freshly showered taquito coming out of the bathroom with just a towel on. MMmmmmm oh my god and to have it slung a bit low? Well I just got the shivers.

Krissie Wins A PRIZE!!!!

Krissie (in my link list, she's private but she has a good reason and all you have to do is ask and she'll probably let you in) also a moderator with Talk Story (the newest hip and cool talk board to come out!) was my 10,000th visitor! Not page view or anything cheater like that but Visitor. I mentioned a bit back that I was gonna have like a contest and give out a prize and all sorts of fun stuff but, well, I forgot. Well, no, I didn't forget I just didn't realize it was gonna come up so quick.


But dang it true to my word as a hor there IS a prize! I am sending Krissie a C.D. with 700+ pictures of Wentworth Miller (like her most favorite sexy man ev-er!)
Kris here's a couple of examples -








Good deal? At first I was going to send a poster but then I ran across this and figured you can put it on rotate on your computer and see a new Wet-Man like all the time. PLUS it's a c.d. so your fan club can burn it and have lots of copies to get wet all over. AND if you really have no shame you can go to a printing or office store and have them print out certain photos and make em into posters of your own. If you have shame just say you're doing it for your sister as a B-day gift.

If I wasn't cheap I'd send you a vibrator along with the C.D. but well, I AM cheap and besides, vibrators are kinda personal and you don't want to be thinking about ME every time you take it out if it's box. Geww. Plus I don't know what style you'd want. Some gals, AHEH HEEH HEEEMMM like the big ole honkin kind with bells and whistles and beads and rotation and vibration and thrust and uhhhh ok I'm gonna stop now before I leave work and get my toy.

If you ever need it I can give you a couple of reputable web-sites that sell toys - them bitches are SPENSIVE so don't buy em from anybody.

Okeedoke! I'll be back today or tomorrow with a new post, all this toy-talk is got me thinkin bout sex so I've got a good idea what I'll be talking about.

CONGRATS KRIS!!! PM me with your address (or an address you feel safe to give me) at Talk Story and we'll get this ball a rollin.

Mexican Driving Stereotype

I'm not sure about you all from different places but around here we've got a stereotype about Mexicans and their driving skillz. Basically the lore goes that if you see someone in the fast lane going 55 or on a back road going 30 it's expected to be a Mexican (or brown skinned mustached person from some country south of us that we lump all together as Mexicans.) I didn't make this up people so don't shoot the messenger, and besides I consider myself exempt from being racist cuz I'm half hitched to a mustache card carrier. So there.

I heard out in CA that that stereotype is pasted on "inese" people, you know like Chinese, Vietnamese, ect. But anyways HERE it goes to the folks from the south.
But you guys? After this weekend and a certain road trip I sort of think that the Latinos KNOW about this stereotype and I think they BELIEVE it. I don't know if they believe it because it's TRUE or because they know about the stereotype and've been convinced, but I've gotta tell ya these folks are covering their bases JUST. IN. CASE.

I was in a vehicle with a family of Mexicans this weekend and couldn't help but notice their interesting interior decorations. Holy Crap. They had TWO pictures of Jesus TAPED to the ceiling of the SUV (suv's are SO the new van) on either side of the driver. Added to that is a picture of the current Pope (sorry J. Paul you've been booted!) also TAPED, up on the ceiling under one of the Jesus pictures.

Add to this 3, yes THREE different beaded cross chains hanging from the rear view mirror, not to be out done by a laminate, green fringed picture of Jesus with a "Prayer for the driver" written on the back.

Add to this a key chain on their key-ring with a picture of the guy they deem as the patron saint to protect drivers AND - OMG ANNNDDD an OPEN bible resting on the dash. Not just a bible but an OPEN bible. Oh man you guys I SO wanted to take a picture of what ever page it was on and translate it but I didn't get the chance. And no, they didn't just come from church, the bible stays.

Here is an artists rendition of the situation to give you a better idea.
I er, the "artist" sort of had a tough time with drawing people so you've been provided with a handy J or P to help you get the full effect of Jesus and the Pope.

On to the real question - Did they live up to the myth?? Well. Actually the guy was a really careful driver. We didn't manage over 49 on back roads or over 59 on the expressway. Yeah, 59 on the expressway kind of makes me want to start chewing on my fingers and banging my head against the seat in front of me but hey at least he was in the slow lane. Granted neither of the front passengers wore a SEAT BELT for shit's sake and DDDAAAMMMNNNNN IIITTT they seemed oblivious to the "ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding," of the warning bell that WOULDN'T GIVE UP in warning them that they were in fact not wearing their seat belts. "Ding DIng DINg DING DDIINNGG!!!!" I considered screaming "FOR JESUS SAKE PUT ON YOUR DAMN BELTS!!!!" at one point but sort of figured it wouldn't go over too well. If you hadn't guessed I've got sort of a weird FREAK out reaction to anything that goes ding ding ding more than twice.

For shit's sake when he got out to get gas the guy left his door ajar and it dinged for a full 5 minutes. While everyone else was apparently oblivious and decided to continued conversation I partook in SERIOUS fantasies of flying over the front seats, grabbing the keys and eating them. Instead I sat, slowly imploding, wishing for an aneurysm to take me out of my misery and remained in place.

Maybe they didn't think they needed seat belts with all of the divine intervention that was clearly planned in case of an accident but gauging by the fact that they had 7 yes SEVEN various rock chips out of the windshield, I'm not thinking that bible is doing them much good.

All in all it was a good trip, accident free - YAY - and we got to end the day with homemade tortillas so o.k., it's all good. I DO wonder about all of their paraphernalia but thankfully for my grey matter I can easily fall back on the safety in which I was brought up - to each his own, and respect differences. Seat belts? That's a different story but I made sure that C. and I were strapped in, Pope or no Pope I'm not all about going through a windshield. Granted we were only going fast enough to probably be thrown only HALF way through the windshield but whatever.

Exploring Feet and Sex - Toe Sucking and Electric Foot to Foot Contact While Masurbating.

Yeah I said it. Feet and Sex. Actually if you think about it they CAN be closely linked - like say a woman has had one hell of a day and her man takes it upon himself to take her legs up on his lap and give 'er a good ole foot rubbin (no strings attached.) I don't know about other chicks, but for me when a man does something nice like that without expecting or suggesting anything further, it's actually a big ole turn on. It's when they do it and then expect some "repayment" or compensation or well let's just say it - putting out, blow job - that I get turned off.
But man O man if I come home and he's mopped and cooked (and cleaned up after himself after cooking) and is just waiting for me with plate and a hug - the last thing on my mind is eating ;)

Oh well crap that got off subject.
I've only once been with a guy who had a foot (toe) THING when it came to sex. God I can STILL remember - like it's been BURNED into my brain. The first time me kissed me from my mouth on down to my feet (midway down me thinking "Hey! Where you going? You've gone WAY past the mark!! Hey! Where IS he going??? OH shit.) I remember the guy picking up my foot and thinking I could give him better things to do than a foot rub at that point, but them him telling me to "just relax, and watch this." EEEEEEEEE!!!! He took my big TOE up to his mouth and PUT. IT. IN!! GAAHHHH I was part horrified for HIM and part for myself thinking Eeewww this is gonna feel nasty!

Honestly? It really wasn't that bad and I might have even kind of liked it if I could have got past the horror of the situation. I'm sorry but I don't even like touching clean-just-showered feet, I just keep imagining that they've got gross sweat and stuff ground in over time and a showers not gonna get it out. So no, there was no toe-mouth-reciprocation on my part but I DID sort of like what he did to me - as horrifying as my brain was telling me it was.

The thing that makes me wonder about how I got through that (and kind of GASP liked it) is that I've always had a bit of a weird thing with my feet and masturbating. Here me out, it's not as nasty as it sounds.

Since I very first started Jilling off way back before I can even recall how old I was, I remember that if I place my bare feet together - bottom to bottom like you'd put your two palms together - that it for some strange reason INTENSIFIES the feelings I'm having in my body. Honest to goodness when I put them together it's like an electric current flows between my feet and AMPs things up in a big way. I've never really understood it and till now I've never told a soul on earth. It's like with my feet separated, my electricity is grounded, but when I touch them together I get to keep it all inside.

Ok wow KU-KOO I know, I'm so not that hippie or holistic or what-have-you but this really does happen to me and I'm trying to explain it as best I can.

Anyways, I'm not expecting much but if there's anybody else out there that this happens to I'd love to know that I'm not just a freak of nature. And hell gals (and maybe guys?) if you've never tried it maybe next time you jack or jill off go ahead and give 'er a whirl and see what happens. Ya never know!