Friday, June 8, 2007

Bluetooth Cyborg Dorks

Anybody else laugh at bluetooth wearers because they look like retarded cyborgs?

Cuz I do.

I wonder how long until they start making little clip-ons for them with hello kitty and star trek symbols on them. And rhinestones.

10 comments:

Janejill said...

It.s even funnier when they wear them the wrong way round...I have got one, Only Ever for when I'm driving, but the first time I tried it on, my family rolled around the floor..I'm the same at security at the airport - I always always go up to the man with arms raised ready for the bodysearch; not a sensible person really.

Sassy Blondie said...

I just hate them altogether!

D-HOR said...

Jane- HA ha I do the arms raised thing too, I always just feel like I'm being helpful. It seems sensible to me.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Janejill said...

Ah good - very glad I'm not alone; I have even been known to ask "what can I show you" but that was when I was younger and definitely much more foolish than I am now; I also had a better memory in those days as I cant remember if I told you already -wtf.. I will tell you again ..I really like your blog and your humour - keep writing

Thor said...

I'm one of those people. I use a bluetooth headset. And I enjoy laughing at people trying to talk on the phone by holding it to their ear (how 1997!), eat a hamburger, adjust the radio, and slap their kids' faces in the back seat all at the same time. I just breeze by, Star Trek earpiece in, worries out the window.

Hello Kitty would be awesome. I'd do it, if only for the laughs.

D-HOR said...

Hello Kitty would be awesome on you. How about some Lisa Frank too??

Janejill - AH Thank You so much, you make my DAY!!!

Lollie said...

My Pops has one glued to his head pretty much 24/7...the few times he's shown up at our house without it, I haven't recognized who he was...

What I really hate is when strangers stare directly at you when they start a conversation on the Bluetooth. One guy two days ago looked me dead in the eye and yelled, "DID YOU FIND MY CELL PHONE YET?!" I said, "What?" And he had the nerve to look at me like I was the crazy one. He was on the freakin' phone.

D-HOR said...

AAAHHHHHHHH Lollie I hate that too. ALL the freakin time in the super market I'll think that people are talking to me. ESPECIALLY like you said when they say shit while looking you in the eyes. I can't count how many times someone has said "Hello!!" and I'm all friendly and say hi back and they look at ME like the mutant freak. Assholes. Travis you better not do that to people I'll kick your butt Mr. I'm-so-not-1997.

I understand the hands free Yay I can still jack off while driving and talking to my 900 number chick value of it but don't look at me while you do it!! JEEZ!

Firecracker said...

I laughed at them too...especially when you can't see the Bluetooth and you think they are talking to themselves. Thing they have multiple personalities or something....but I had to give in and get one since people always call me when I am driving. So now I have multiple personalities I guess....

D-HOR said...

Ok OK so yes they are cool and convienient, didn't mean to step on any toes or hurt feelings. It's just all about how you wear it.

Do you act like you are a superior being and behave like a jackass?? Than you get to be a cyborg.

If not, you're just one less traffic accident and I apreciate that.

Ok disclaimer over. I KNEW that post would be trouble.