OOooo he'd be so pissy if he knew I called him a boy. Silly. And yeah he IS easy, but that's not what I'm talking bout today.
*Disclaimer* No offense to men or women I'm sure we are all capable of doing this and in some cases the rolls may even be reversed but this is my story and my mexican. *The end*
We're talking grilling. Ole mexi-ee-doo felt lazy yestaday but mamasita wanted somepin ga-reeeeeiild. I told him hey, no prob. I'll do it myself darrrrling you just watch t.v. Hahahahaahahahhahha. Worked like a charm. Follow me.
He had pants on and was out the door (why yes he was nekkid, that's how I like 'im) and was just "hanging out" before I could even fetch the lighter fluid. I told him to go back inside and that I had it covered but he insisted that he just felt like being outside for a bit. (hahahahahh right pal.)
Anyways I've never actually done the whole stacking and lighting of coal before so he hung out by the street leaning against a car and pretended not to watch me like the cave-man hawk that he was. I did my thang, it's not so hard really and went inside to prep the meat.
And that was it. He was on that grill like rosie on ellen with a snack cake. I didn't even have to SEE it I just knew. I could feel his man-stinct kick in. "OO oo Rrahah oo" "Must control da fire, oo ooO rahh, woman no touch fire." When I was done with the meat I went out to "check" the coals and laid on my best ladylike bell action with "hey sweeeetie, that's ok you don't have to be tendin the fire, I know you're tired, I can do it."
Response? "Oh no, that's ok I'm not tired anymore. You did the meat, I can cook." *big smile that said "I love you" and a subtle "back away from the fire, Ooo!"*
And that was that. I bluffed and he folded. Lucky for me if he didn't fold I'm not a retard and was holding a full house anyways. For gods sake I can cook some meat on some heat, I was just feeling lazy.
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Like Rosie on Ellen with a snack cake? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lindygirl, where do you come up with this funny shit?
Grilling is a bit of a testosterone thing.
I am man! I have fire! I can make food! I can make smoke! I can annoy the neighbors!
Plus, some people like their food cooked in a certain way.
I just now saw a recipe for grilled tandoori chicken, and I'm thinking I might try making some of that later.
Side note: There is no such thing as grilled tandoori chicken. Tandoori just means 'cooked in a tandoor', which is a little clay oven.
Ditto Sassy!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE that line!!
What IS it about men and fire?? Hubby is ALWAYS burning outside, whether it's the grill, a pile of leaves, or a pile of wood in the bonfire pit. *Oh yes! We have regular bonfires around here! That's a whole 'nother story!
Oh wwheeeew! I was a bit afraid I'd get slammed as a sell-out for going low on a rosie joke. You gals R the best.
Alan, "...some people like their food cooked a certain way." Very political of you after the testosterone comment. Good for you. And yes, why my darling spixican does like his food cooked a certain way. Jerky I think would be the name for it. Thankfully he's cool and takes mine off before his. I think our time prefs are about a 3 to 1 ratio. And my 1 is no pink but still with juice so yeah, his 3? Jerky. Bless him there will be no death by bacteria for he.
Ha, funny.
My Dad always tries to make me do the grilling. I must be living in the wrong country.
I love the Rosie / Ellen dig, too, I'm just late getting to the party today.
BTW - look at your picture! You are too cute. Wait, that wasn't a Rosie/Ellen thingy.
AHHAAAHAHAHAH Cruiser, everybody knows you're not gay. And I do refer to you as Cruisinhot so it's all good.
BTW any new stories to tell about young hotness???? HMMM??????
Oh look! My ass just fell 'cause I laughed it off!
I do the exact same thing, for the exact same lazy reasons!
Rosie is a whackjob...she just can't help it. I like Ellen though. Let's leave her out of the Rosie lesbo jokes from now on, k? ;o)
I agree with Cruiser on the pic too. Only I can't imagine where you get the idea of being less than svelte?
You are one funny lady..
Thanks for the laughs.
Wish that tactic would work for me but our grill is BUSTED! Waaaaah! I want burnt meat.
The last time I got steak from a mexican restaurant.....
Imagine 1/4 inch mahogany, but curled up at the edges. That's what it looked like.
Tasted great, tho. I like my food cooked.
34 Hours awake! No hallucinations yet!
10:53 PM. Fuck this. I'm going to go fall asleep in front of the TV.
Dangerdoll, smart gal, sorry bout your ass. :)
Sassy, I'm on the boat with you about Rosie, I about flipped when they said she was being considered for the Price Is Right.
And Ellen is sweeeet.
And the picture? All about angles.
Thanks Patti ! :)
Helen. Have a funeral and get a new one. You MUST have burnt meat.
Alan how much cough syrup have you had????
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