Sonofabitch.
I dropped my nearly 6 month old digi camera. My first! My baby! And broke it all to hell. $250.00? Dead. Fuck.
And when we were robbed like a month ago? They stole it! I think. I tend to loose things pretty regularly or "put them away." When I "put something away" it's never good because I'm kind of hoaky and forget where the hell I put shit away TO. So I THINK they stole it but, well, ya never know. Anyways I'm kicking myself in the ass because if I wouldn't have procrastinated I could have sent it in to Kodak and they would have replaced it for free. Isn't that nice of them? But no. I let it sit on my counter for a good month and turned it on every couple of days or so to see if maybe it had healed yet. It wasn't healing. Bastard, for two-fiddy that beotch should be able to regenerate limbs if necessary. (and give me a blow job once in a while damn it)
Anyways I went this weekend to buy a new one. They had the SAME one I bought last year for 250 now for 150. How nice. Gosh I really liked that camera and it had everything I could possibly need. But I went shopping ASSUMING that I was going to spend 2-fiddy agian. Sooooo. . . . Well since I WAS ok with spending that much ...... and since I could STIIIIIILLLLL spend it and get a few more mega pixels and brand fancy new fangled opitonnnnssss. . .. .... Yeah. Yep. K.
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BOOB PIC - a must-have of every self-respecting blog!
I endorse Krissie's comment! If it will get the ball rolling, I'll gladly post mine :-)
Oh, sgt, I'm way ahead of you! lol
Crap! I just don't have "boob pics"...unless you are referring to a few of my exes...
Krissie - maybe I'll just put up a link to yours. I might loose readers by posting mine.
Sgt. OMG that would be so cool.
If you do I might die a little but it'll be ok cuz it'd be worth it.
Sassy - Get a camera!!! I'll bet you have great boobs and we need to see them.
I'm pretty sure your eye brow is just fine and it's the lighting that's wrong.
Wait, if Krissie has already posted hers.. why is no one immediately telling me where!
This day is getting brighter every second!
@Sassy: I laughed at that comment. A lot!
Krissie, nope I checked something has gone terribly wrong. I didn't have a stroke or anything, I don't get why I didn't notice what the hell I was doing. By themselves they're ok but combined, eesh. It's like the boob talk we had today.
Sgt. - Sorry sorry, we'll start a boob update box. ;)
Don't you remember? I plucked you last night...several times!
Now move your fucking head so I can see that fine paneling.
they have nipples in croatia?
huh.
Thanks so much for the kind words. I was rather enjoying your latest post when I read something about boob pics.
"I hate it when women take pictures of their boobs and post them online for everyone to see."
That was a quote from Bizarro Tim. He is the exact opposite of me. You can infer the rest.
Peace.
Ya know, I noticed the new pic this morning and meant to mention it. Does the thought count?
The funny part about your camera getting jacked, is that it was broken. Heh, that'll teach those scumbags.
*shaking fist at Jeremy while laughing uncontrollably*
not sure whether to commiserate with your pain... over your NEW CAMERA!!! or over your hideously inconsistent eyebrows. Like, what??? They look fine hon. There may be a micron's difference. At least there aren't any caterpillars crawling across your face!
Dyck - Geewww I don't remember darling, -you might want to work on that.
Jeremy - We're educateN hors
Tim - Hi! Thanx for coming by :) That guy really IS bizzare right? Doesn't like boob pics? WTF?
Cruiser - Bastards fo sho. It's like the time my purse was stolen out of my car and all it had in it was lip gloss and tampons. HA! And ofcourse it's the thought that counts! If not for that I'd be disowned by SO many people.
Sparx, OMG they ARE hideouse aren't they. Thanx for being truthful Sparx, that's what girlfriends are for. I'm gonna shave em off and start over. Thanx for the advice. XOXOXO'x
;)
lol @ the camera healing.
I always expect it to happen too. The day that it does happen though won't be so great. That's when the computers start to take control.
Ryan - I just watched android apocolypse this past weekend (oh jeesus criminy why can't the Mex uderstand the concept of a B movie???) And then I-robot the other day.
I won't be purchasing the rhoomba after all.
You look batshit insane.
Also, I can't seem to remember to check old posts for replies. So if you do, please do it somewhere I might see it, like a recent post.
You look adorable.
Patti - I can't remember ever being called adorable but I'm sure I like it.
;) Thanx :)
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