Aphrodite, the love goddess was said to consider "sparrows" sacred because of their "amorous nature" COOL! Geez grampa never mind fighting medicare for that boner just take your pellet gun out back and get your moneys worth out of all that damn bird seed you've been throwing on the ground! Kick ass.C. seems to think that shrimp make a man's pole stronger and enable him to go all night long. I tried to explain to him that he's able to imitate a bunny rabbit by merely breathing AIR. I'm not one to complain but this guy isn't going to need Viagra later in life. Hell I imagine whoever gets his donated blood ends up with a boner right on the operating table.
Also on the Mexican front - Coriander (cilantro seed)is supposed to raise the flag. Seems how I am an official member of I Hate Cilantro.Com I'm not going to be able to give you any unbiased info. ALTHOUGH maybe that explains why Mexicans have so many dang kids. BLECH WWHYYYYY do they love that shit so much? ACK.
Raw Oysters? Gosh I don't know about you all but for me, having my gag reflex kick in and the resulting PUKE just aren't that much of a turn on. Plus there's that whole worry of food poisoning. If I managed to get one down I'd end up sitting next to the phone with Poison Controls phone number in one hand and charcoal in the other. No dice.
Garlic? Gee nothing like Dego-breath to get me reved up. Bring on that noodle baby doll! ALDENTE!! (in my defense my BF is part wop so that's why I can use this slur, just like how my fiance is Mexican so I can call him a beaner any time I want)
Last on the list that I read this morning was wine. Hmmmmm. . . well golly-fuckin-gee that's something I would have NEVER figured. Thank You Internets, really. Hey DYCK what do YOU use to get chicks fired up enough to drop the restraining order and have a go with you? (BESIDES the date-rape drug, geez Dyck this is almost a family site now-days)
Anybody else?
11 comments:
Goodness, you are quite the busy bee, eh?
:splutter: ROFL!!
You forgot CHOCOLATE!
How could you, Lindy?
And yeah, lots of gods, goddesses and people used to worship sex. Wonder why we're all het up and uptight about it now.
That's a thought.
Sassy - (omg I always want to call you sassypants because of Dyck, it has a ring to it!) But Yes ;)
Suki - For serious what IS up with that? I'm thinking Christianity.
i usually just lick my eyebrow.
I just flash a wad of hundred dollar bills. They're counterfeit, but I flash them too fast for them to tell.
Now what's with this gag reflex of yours?? After all the BJ's you've given, I would think you could stick anything in that mouth of yours!
Okay, so I'm a big fan of raw oysters and of garlic. Oyster on a cracker with horseradish-laden cocktail sauce and lemon juice...yum!!! BUT I've never gotten particularly horny from it....
Anyone else wanna see Jeremy lick his eyebrow, though?? I can touch my nose with my tongue....but that's not quite as impressive....
;o) BJ
You hate cilantro? Why, why, why? I love it. How are you going to cook for your man without the cilantro? All I do is throw a few leaves of it into anything, rice, tomato sauce, soup and Viola! My husband thinks he's got a home-cooked-just-like-mamacita-makes meal.
And he swears that dark chocolate has that effect. Shrimp and other fish also.
Jeremy - So you never get a boner? Baby I'm sorry I didn't know, it's okay, we still like you.
Dyck - I knew there had to be something. SO, now that Sass knows your secret how are you ever going to convince her?
Blogget- Oh well yeah I like garlic too, but RAW oysters?? HOOOOOAAALLLKKK, haaaaaaalllck, sorry, sorry, oh my. But hey what ever floats yer boat. (Ha ha or puts the wind in your sail!)
Rosa - I know, I know but he told me he's not wild about it himself. Of course he doesn't REALIZE when he's eating it when we're out or at a friends, and always loves the food it's in, so I guess he just doesn't know. Ack. BUT!! I DO make good homeade beans and tortillas (both kinds) and enchilladas and taquitos and any kind of meat con Salsa Roja AND Salsa Verde (homeade of course oh my GOD do you LOVE salsa verde???) Sorry but I make my mole from the jar but I make it with chicken stock!?! Can't this be enough???
wop in the house. i've heard that if you use vanilla in food it can help little pepe too!
HAHAHAH Jaybird I KNEW that one would delurk you! :)
LOL Sassypants, eh? Jeez..that Dyck! He's started a wave...
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