HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!!!!!!
Things I'm Thankful For:
Astroglide
Vibrators
Dildos
Men (especially C.)
Cocks
Orgasms
Pie
Computers
Really Cool Blog Pals
Post-it-notes
Christmas Music
Shoes
Hooker boots
Books
Erotica
Having a (getto bastard sonofabitch) car
A roof over my head to get it on
Getting it on in random apple orchards
Daffodils
Potatoes
Testosterone
My ass
The ability to smack an ass
The fact that I'm not paralyzed and I can feel my ass being smacked
Cranberries
Beef Jerky
My Dad
My Mom
The fact that My mom and my Father got-it-on 25 yrs ago
Condoms
Chocolate
The Phrase "Uncle Fucker"
The Phrase "Big Floppy Donkey Dick"
My BFF Jaybird
Klonopin
Highlighters
Those markers that we had when I was a kid that smelled like fruit
My digi camera
My guitar
My violin
My hidden stash of dildos and the fact that it IS hidden
Batteries
My job
Lingerie
Sales
Thrift Stores
Lipgloss
Edible Body Sparkles
Mascara
Hooker Lashes
Toe Socks
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!
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I love this:
My hidden stash of dildos and the fact that it IS hidden
Because it would be a pain in our Thankful asses to have to leave it on the coffee table when company is coming over.
;o) BJ (who is also thankful for good hiding places)
I too, am thankful for shoes, books, my Daddio and other men, and SOOO much more! ;)
XOXO
Very nice little list there.
I am thankful that a bunch of colonists from England survived their winter several centuries ago, and didn't end up coming back here. :-p
It's amazing that your parents come waaaay behind vibrators and dildos.
Good to know you have your priorities straighten up.
Happy Thanksgiving!
I thought you had to tame this blog down a notch or so due to someone reading it? Astroglide at the top of the list!~ Happy Thanksgiving! Rosa
Ha! Very funny! And I bet those dildos don't stay hidden for long given your history...
you forgot me...
Blogget - Yes Mam or ya know to have a certain fiance find it.
Sassy - And other men????? ;)
Rabbit - Yes darling me too.
Krissie - Indeed, why thank you :)
Rosa - Go Anon yes, Tame, HEll no. If somebody doesn't want to see what's written here they simply don't have to look.
SPARX!!! - NO! Ahhhhhhh gawd, let's just not go there. Eeeeek! :)
Jeremy - I SAID all of my cool Blog Pals didn't I?
I love your list. It's perfect.
I must be slipping. My thankfulness list was a damned short one (all I had time for) and just had Spongebob Squarepants on it.
Ima - Sometimes a sponge bath is all we get time for.
Wait, oh sponge BOB ;) Hey what's wrong with that? He's entertaining, he makes comfy clothing and unbreakable food utensils (plates, spoons, bowls, cups, everything!) Not to mention comfy slippers! Sponge Bob is awesome. If only he made dildo's and lube we'd be in like donkey kong.
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