And I can't get many people to play with me and I totally love this damn book so GUESS WHO get's to play with me??? :) : ) :)
It's a book called "What Would You Rather" and I totally love it.
K, here we go -
1. Would you rather - A. Have a horizontal butt crack -OR- B. Verticaly aligned breasts?
2. Would you rather - A. watch a porn with your parents - OR - B. Watch a porn OF your parents?
4. Would you rather cum - A. Guacamole -OR- B. Hot Sauce?
3. Would you rather - A. Throw 200 live turtles off a 20 story building -OR- B. Burn down an orphanage?
OKAY!! Play with me you's guys and I'll list my answers later in the comments. Okay so the last one isn't sexual but I found I really had to think about it. (sorry kids)
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Sounds like that book could be really fun. I will have to look for it.
1)A The girls are my one redeeming factor
2)A Better than seeing THEM
4)B That is a hard one. Green is just too nasty, but red... well yeah.
3)B as long as the orphans aren't in it. It can be rebuilt.
~J~
~J~ I was on track with you the whole way! HAHA and THANK YOU for choosing the turtles too! LMAO I was thinking "Hey maybe they'll get homes quicker that way." And I would not NOOOTTT throw those toitles off the roof. Just couldn't do it, hand me a match. :P Thanks for commenting :)
well, here goes!
1 - A, sorry but can you imagine the bra you would need?
2 - A, eww! but sorry just the thought of them HAVING sex is totally nasty
3 - A, again, no way would i want a firey hot crotch
4 - B, yeah if no ones in the building, burn it down!
oh, do another one, please
jaime
That sounds like a fun book!
1. A. But either way would suck!
2. A. considering that my parents have been divorced since I was 1 and I cannot even imagine them even liking each other let alone ever having sex. Plus my dad is cool and shows me porn on his computer all the time.
4. A. Cause the hot sauce just sounds too painful!
3. B. again, if it was empty, but if I had to choose between children and turtles, sorry, but I'd have to go with the kids.
1. B - Horizontal breasts. You can get an operation to fix that. Horizontal butt crack, you'd be pretty much stuck with, and yo'd also have to wear nothing but skirts!
2. WITH. Jesus. Don't make me barf.
4. Guac. Who wants a mouth full of hot sauce?
3. B if the orphanage was empty. If there were any possiblity of burning up a bunch of kids, I'd toss the turtles.
You're really a literary scholar, aren't you?
1. Vertically aligned breasts. I want to be able to wipe properly.
2. Watch porn with my parents. Although I REALLY don't want to see either of my parents aroused, I'd rather see that than the result of that.
3. Hot sauce. I really don't like the taste of guacemole. I'll just eat a piece of bread after.
4. I'll throw the turtles off the building and hope they land on the heavy part, being the shield (?). And then hope they only crack it and not get hurt too badly. Still, people outrank animals for me, so too bad if the turtles die.
Hmmm..
1. I'll go for the boobs.
2. I'll WATCH porn WITH my parents then I can crack jokes afterwards!
3. I'll go for the hot sauce.. Hubby likes it HOT!
4. Oh oh, this was tough! I have a thing for turtles and had a pet one named Herman once. I'll go with everyone else and burn down the EMPTY orphanage!
Lessee....
#1- by default I'd have to go for A, since B would suggest I'd have breasts and we all know that if I had those I'd never leave the house again.
#2- ugh. Isn't there an icepick I could jab into my forehead instead?
#4- A. Then maybe my stbx would have given more head. heh.
#3- hmmm... I don't see the option for throwing 200 live turtles off the roof of a burning orphanage, so I'll go with B, just cuz I can't imagine the tikes wouldn't be able to get out alive.
1. horizontal butt crack. I have enough issues with my breasts as they are.
2. I watched "Kids" with my Dad, so I guess it porn watching WITH my parents.
4. Dunno what guacamole is so I'll go with that. LMAO How big a mistake did I make?
3. Buh-bye, turtles!
Why are the question numbers inversed?
Krissie!! Do they not have guacamole over there??? You don't know what you're missing! It's a mash of avocado, tomatoes, onions and lime juice (or smiliar variations) and tastes great with mexican foods!! Can be topped on tacos or dipped with chips. Yum!!
Jaime - More coming soon to a blog near you! :p
Nicole - Your Dad and the porn? Showing you? I feel like I should say eww but my brain keeps coming up with "ahahahahahahahahahahahaha" that's friggin FUNNY! Ah well.
Kat - HEY! You're the first to come up with the operation fix, lol you win the prize for "smart person" here. Too funny :)
Belle - Turtle killer. ;) kidding, and lol I never even thought about the wiping part. I guess that'd suck especialy for people with short arms. :)
Jenny - A turtle named Herman - That's a damn good name for a turtle if I may say. :)
Effort - You crack me up, you go from dirty-guy with the boobs to totall softie and in-depth thinker with the kids. :) You made me smile :)
Krissie - Poor turtles. And WHAT the hell is wrong with your BOOBS? You've got great boobs and everybody knows it damn it! Lord knows we've all seen them. :P :)
Tyler - I love mexican food.
OKAY and -"Fuck the turtles... I'm an asshole but I cant kill the kids. Can we feed the turtles to the orphans afterwards?"
Awwww you're not an asshole at all, you're a teddy bear :P AND you get the inivative award for thinking about at least using the turtles for food. I don't like to kill anything unless I eat it, so I really respect this answer.
Oh geez, I must have missed your comment on my comment.
Let me explain. My dad is a realist, OK. He got remarried about 4 years ago, but before that, OMG, he was always showing me (us, my brother and sister, whoever happened to be around) naked pictures of some woman who was IMing him or whatever.
And he never thought twice about showing any of it to us. He knows we have seen nakedness and is not about to pretend.
cum hot sauce?
so that's how you got with that mexican...
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