Does anybody else get turned on (well sort of) by the sound of certain keyboard typing? I saw "Untraceable" last night (worth renting but don't bother with going to the movies.) It's about an internet killer dude. But whatever the thing is that Diane Lane had a really nice keyboard and there was a lot of very skilled typing going on.
There's just something about those low-rise-keys on lap-tops and the distinctly quieter clicking noise they make when typed upon. And something about a fast and skilled typist. . . something that moves me inside in a strange way. Envy? Lust? Ahhhh fuck if I know what it is but I like listening to the sound of it and even watching a person type on one.
*looooonnnyyyyyyy* Ok I've just spent 20 minutes coloring with permanent sharpie markers so what ever I type in the next 20 minutes cannot be held against me.
Why am I coloring? I'm bored, deal with it.
Moving on. My keyboard at work is one of those $9.99 specials that don't even have the pretend "ERGONOMIC Wrist Placement!!" We're talkin old school big clunky keys and big clunky noise. My boss can hear me typing 3 offices away - I wonder if I'm one of those loud typers?
I have slight mixed feelings about those sweet laptop bitches though. -I've tried to type on one a few times but the sweet sexy keys are too sleek for my fingers that are used to dinosaur keys. They just can't seem to find their way. Every time I type on one it reminds me of a guy that has constant trouble locating my clit during foreplay. You know like he'll be searching around and around and you're like "over" "over" "up" "over" down" "FUCK HERE IT IS!" And you show him and he gets it and then slips off slightly north again and you have to start all over and eventually just give up. That's how I type on those. My fingers just can't seem to keep home base. It's very frustrating and it gives me a slight insight into how one of those fumblng freddies might feel.
But shit.
Home base is very important damn it. FDSA JKL; And keep ONNN the CLIT!
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I know what you mean about a really skilled typist on a good keyboard (Yeah, I'm typing on one right now, but I'm only good, not great). If your mind goes in the same gutter in which mine permanently reside, I think maybe your mind is contemplating how fingers that deft would feel playing on your lady flower. And Sweetie, my Big Guy is a MUCH better typist than I am!
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(that was for you, hor)
Holy shit, you ARE bored! lol
Chicks have the same problem finding my mouse.
Um... What the hell was this about? Sorry but... seriously.
She was drawing an analogy between typing on a laptop and men finding her clitoris. Only Lindystar!
Oh.. and I think Upstate broad was trying to get her into a 3-way... but I'm not 100% on that one.
I hadn't thought of that, sgt, but since you suggested it....!
I used to hate laptop keyboards but I've had to use one for a while and I'm getting used to them... I guess you just have to learn two different ways to do things... sounds like your style there, Ms Hor!
Hmm, nope doesn't do a thing for me! And as a matter of fact, I had no idea that typing made so much noise until one night after a posting session on my blog, Hubby asked what I typed so long about. I asked how'd he know I was typing and not just surfing the net and he said he could hear the keys clacking away. huh! Learn something new everyday! Makes me wonder what else makes noises that I don't know about...
Upstate - WHOO HOOO!!! On the Big Guy - lol, congratulations :PPPPP
Jeremy - Well, I see you're trying to be nice to me again :p good to see but damn it STAY ON HOME BASE!! or was that some fancy side-to-side-up-and-down manuvering???
Sassy - You're saying I'm not funny aren't you? Ah well, maybe next time :) ;)
Dyck - Well that's too bad, I know they have pills and pumps for enlargement these days but I don't think they really work. OR is this the mouse in your ass? Too cheap to buy a gerbil?? Hope yo udon't get fleas.
Krissie - I'm reffering you to Sgt's comment, he got it. (or were you just screwing with me for your last post? :P)
Sgt. - Well damn I'm glad somebody else got it. The 3-way? Eeesh, unless he's amidexterous I can't imgine that coming out well. ( :p dirty boi :) )
Sparx - HEY!! Not only will it make you better in bed - more coordinated - but it'll stave off Alzheimer’s as well (learing new things) What's not to love?
Jenny - You know that the lady-fower makes noises right? Lol or was that what you were implying and making a joke about? :P Ah well, if you've got 4 kids I'm not thinking he minds ;) :P
ROFL! So true, about the keyboard hunt-and-peck being like the clit hunt-and...uhm, whatever you'd call it! Too true.
At least laptop keyboards are better now than those tiny ones that first came out. Those were frustrating!
:o) BJ
Uhmmm.. the lady flower makes noises?? Ok, now you have just GOT to tell me about this.. No, seriously I have no idea that the lady flower makes noises. You're kidding right? Oh dear.. what kind of noises?
Let me see if I can guess... Well when you have gas, you fart and that makes a "pfffbbbttt" sound. When you pee it makes a "tinkle" sound. What else is there? hmm maybe not being able to hear is a blessing and I don't have to be aware of the noises my lady flower makes.. serious? Lady flower makes noises? Tell me you're kidding!
Jenny - are you messing with me? :) I know you're an adult and smart as hell and experienced and stuff so I can't tell if you're just fishing for me to try to explain it to laugh at me or if you really don't know. You could SO play the deaf card on me and I would have to fall for it.
So here we go, let me hang myself. If you're pretty wet or in the right position (doggy in particular) the Lady can make sucking or even fart-like noises from the air getting pushed in and out and around in there. It doesn't happen all the time of course but sometimes. Okay! I, I, I. I'mmmmmmm That's what I've got. But don't worry she doesn't whistle or anything. :p
Blogget - Thank You! I'm glad to see that you guys "got" it. Ugh, here's to no more fumble fingers!
Lol!! No I really am serious!! I asked the husband if my lady flower makes noises when we have mad sex, and he told me it makes like wet smacking/sucking sounds. Oohhhhh! I asked if it was like that with his other women before I came along and he said yes, it's normal. He doesn't think twice about it. Whewwww! Is that all?!? Ok I can deal with that! Maybe one night I'll leave my hearing aid on and turn the volume up loud to see if I can hear it! LoL I do know that after doggy sex I get air in there and I have to push it out and sometimes I feel it burble, so I suppose that it makes close to a fart noise, right?
Ok, seriously, I wasn't playing the deaf card to laugh at you, and I DO DO DO appreciate your attempt at explaining the lady flower noises! The things I miss!! :o)
You wound me with such a comment, Hor! I can just tell when you are having THAT kind of day at work! ;)
Hey, I still haven't issued an invitation, but now that you mention it, he IS ambidextrous! You know there had to be a good reason for me to stay with him for 23 years!
Jenny - I feel like I've actually DONE something with this blog, you've made me concrete. And OMG YES - those "burble" sounds (hahahahahalololololbtw) are definetly making some noise! :P
Sassy - NO!!!! But I put the :) ;). The :) ;) makes it not serious!! :( :p :P
Upstate - Hey an epifany! We're batting a 1000 with this post. :)
Tyler - Well it's good to see it works for guys too. Although long nails scare me.
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