I held out for a whole 10 days without ANY sex of ANY kind. I was feeling too guilty to give into any sort of hand-play since my poor C. (I thought) couldn't do any handplay even if he wanted to. BUT, we talked the other night and I guess he's found a way to make it happen, bless his horny little heart. Soooo since HE got it on with himself I was thinking that I should maybe give in to my own lady-flower-needs.
The problem though is that I was and am still too sad to really get in the mood ya know? Lo-and-behold that started to worry me and I came to the conclusion that if I was going to save my lady-flower and not leave her permanently damaged or scared or in need of therapy by this whole debacle that I was just gonna have to get down and MAKE myself . . . DO myself.
SOOOOO I did what comes natural to me - I got my Rabbit, fresh batteries, my astroglide and settled myself in on the couch. I really still wasn't feeling it, I just, I don't know, my poor girl was in lock down. But damn it what a champ! Within 2 seconds of astoglide finding a cozy spot to do it's work my flower BLOOMED! She came back to life with a vengeance and even had a few things to tell me about it! I haven't gone 10 days without SOME sort of sexual SOMETHING since I was probably 12 so to say she was a tad pent-up would be an understatement.
Jeez I was so sensitive, it was pretty nice if I may say. BUT!! BUT, after going so long without, she seemed to have clamed up a bit. My Rabbit ladies and Gents is by no means a small toy, but hell I've NEVER had a problem with it in the past. But this time when it came time and she WAS ready, man I just couldn't take the rabbit without discomfort. Was I loose before?
No. Just no.
*lalalalalalalalalalalalalala*
*HmmmmHmmmHmmmHmmmmmm*
What ever the case I'm SURELY not loose now. And DAMN IT I want to be able to use my favorite toy again! I've got a 10 pack of fresh batteries!! FUCK! I guess I'll start slow and dig out my smaller starter toys from back-when. I guess I'll have to work my way up to the rabbit again? Huh, who knew?
One cool thing though, at least I know for the future, when C. and I are reunited, I'm sure as hell gonna go on a two week dry spell before we meet up. Not that I'll be loose or anything *lalalalalalalalalalalala* but it'll be nice to be good and extra-wonderful for our debut.
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Oh yikes....I wondered what would happen if I abstained for a few days, and now I know! I tend to be tight anyhow (did I just admit that publicly), so I could probably do some damage if I resisted for that long! LOL!
Oh, Dhor, I know this is a really tough situation, but I'm glad you gave in to a little pleasure :o)
Yeah, Hor, I happen to have some experience on this one, too. Basically, if it sucks, I've been through it at least once. Anyway, anytime I've gone at least 2 weeks without a romp with my man - and after 22 years of marriage it happens more than either of us are happy about - it hurts like I'm losing my virginity all over again. The Big Guy says my pussy has rusted shut!
Thanx Blogget - For being so nice AND for talking about your vagina with me. I like to have detailed info on my pals vaginas, it makes things more interesting that way. :PP
Well...we're sharing kind of people, aren't we? LOL!
What can I say? Your blog brings out the most telling side of me!
:o) BJ
Upstate - Sorry about the dry spells but as far as the pussy rusting shut? - BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's freakin funny! And hey tell that man he's gotta make sure and WD-40 that beotch up to clear out the rust! Preferably using his tongue as the aplicator - but that's just me ;)
Blogget - Yay for my blog! And yes, you're right we are the sharing type - and there IS no better. :)
It's like when you put a pair of jeans in the dryer . . . they fit before they went in, and they fit after they come out, they just need that little period of readjustment after they come out.
And I am sorry I couldn't get it together long enough to add some words of encouragement the other day . . . I hate to be cliche or philosophical, but it really is true that what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger - and that is completely the case with love. And I really think you should give knitting a second thought - I would totally spring for a dildo cozy knitted by you. AND, can we start a 'Send The HOR On A Plane Ride' fund? (Could you see each other if the funds were available?) I'll bust my arse potty training my toddler if it means I can send diaper money to reunite you and C. You are the best, and even if I don't comment all the time, I am reading and I am forever grateful for the laughs you give me!
Driving - Oh dear that's one of the nicest things I think anyone has ever said to me. You've really warmed my heart, Thank You.
And :) yeah, in a couple of months I will be able to fly and see him. It WILL be expensive OMG like 650.0 a flight (round trip) but I'll be getting overtime in about a month and honestly I'll cough it up if it means seeing him at least a couple of times. It's going to be a squeeze with paying for school and bills but I'll make it happen you know?
Maybe I'll start selling stuff on E-bay like Jenny does (maybe I can beg her for some pointers! :)
Thank You so much again for the kind words, it feels so good to hear from nice people. (okay and omg good luck with that potty training - DOWN with diapers YAY for potty by themselves!! Good luck to you! ) :)
I guess it's true what they say about rabbits - they really do know how to multiply.
I agree with driving...
I was having the same thoughts.
Send our girl some $$$
Lawyers costs, plane tickets,plumber, new toys..
I'm there....
What a great idea!! We could set up a PayPal kind of thing that we can login and send money to. Good idea, Driving! :o)
I'd be happy to give you some eBay pointers!! haha!
I'm a virgo and virgos are known for being able to go without sex for awhile and I find it to be true of me. There are times when I am just not wanting it and I do it anyway just to please my Hubby (cuz I love him so much) but I honestly get nothing out of it. Then there are the times when I turn into a hor and just can't get enough of it!!
But I always felt dorky masturbating and would just rather go without than to buy a dildo. I'm just one of those girls that can live without sex and don't feel the need to masturbate if I didn't have my man around.
I've had my share of one-night-stands though, so it ain't like I'm a prude or nothin'! :o)
Haven't been here in a while, so first of all: I hope your man and you will be reunited soon!
And second: Once, when I had been without BF for a year after my first sexual experiences, I went to the gyneacologist. When he inserted the thing gyneacologists insert, he just said: Could it be you went without intercourse for a while?
How indiscreet can a doctor get, huh?
And here I am wondering if I'll ever have sex again between two kids, the stomach flu, and my husband taking off on a business trip every single damned time I turn around. SCREW you and your 2 week dry spell! I've been so long without I don't even think I HAVE a pussy anymore.
Okay, now I feel much better. Hope your fellow gives you some good loving soon!
Let me add an addendum to that last comment. It sucks to have your guy gone, especially for a long time. The six months before and the six months after we got married, my husband and I were on opposite sides of the state. Except for the honeymoon, we saw each other once a month. Made things interesting.
Make plans for plenty of phone calls and letters and e-mails. Think of ways to surprise him - send him a pair of your panties in the mail, wrapped around some dark chocolates. And find ways to keep your spirits up. It's hard going, but you need to keep the long term in mind. You guys will get back together again. And that dry spell will eventually end.
Now to go jump my husband before he leaves on another business trip again.
That's it, I am never ever having sex again cuz I don't think I'd take losing my virginity for the second time.
Dyck - I am SO not into multiplying right now. Especially half human half rabbit babies - although at least they'd eat less than a normal baby.
Patti - you crack me up with the "new toys" part :P
Jenny - So I wonder if Sagi's are hors? I'll have to look that up. ;) No toys? No cliky clicky of the special mouse? Hell I think I'd be afraid to have special toys in the house with all those kids anyways - could you imagine a "toy" box raid? I'd die!
Belle - OMG they can TELL that???? Who knew?? Ok but GUFAW he totally didn't have to SAY anything - omy gosh!
Helen - OMG send him my panties? (washed or unwashed) BWAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA I think I'd pass out from embarrasment! Hmmmm can I send him a bran new pair like 3 sizes smaller than what I'd actually wear? I'm missing the point here aren't I? :P
Krissie - You'll be fine, just start jilling off NOW. :P
Holy cow. Just keep those juices flowing hor or things will be bad.
I think we should deffo set up a paypal fund. Maybe you should write a book on sex toys and sell it on ebay? Bet you'd made a fortune.
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