1. It was fucking HOT!!!
2. The wind was blowing. I'll explain later. (normally a good thing on a hot day)
3. I have certain areas of my body that I'd like to keep covered while running.
4. The FUCKING wind plastered my shirt to these areas.
5. These areas move with me as I run. Actually they move around more than I do.
6. I was sweating because it was stupid ass crack HOT!
7. This further plastered my shirt to my body.
8. FUCK!! Running is supposed to make me feel good and not like a self conscious freak.
9. There was a retarded amount of traffic to witness me in all of my glory.
10. My Shit Bastard walkman ate my Nickelback tape. Yes you assholes my TAPE!!
11. I seriously doubt I can buy a replacement tape. Do they make them anymore?
12. My burrito man doesn't understand why I turn beet red because he's not a white person and feels the need to question me about it and stare like I'm about to spontaneously combust and he might have to put me out.
13. Did I mention that I jiggle? I think I did. Fuck Fuckity bitch fuck.
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Why not self flagulate while running? Just to add more punishment. ;-)
The jiggle is fine...entertained all those people sitting there, feeling their spreading backsides spread, while you were out there making your heart work harder and will live longer they will.
Like beat myself? What?
[quote]10. My Shit Bastard walkman ate my Nickelback tape. Yes you assholes my TAPE!![/quote]
Lindy *sigh* where to begin?
I hardcore appreciate someone else being self conscious, and noticing the ridiculous amount of people that look at you right as you do something you don't want anyone to see. Like when I run. Or when I pick my nose in my car. Knowing that there is someone else out there like me makes the world not such a scary place.
You know what would be really cool? If fat became the new skinny, and everyone was trying to gain weight. That would rock.
Don't forget that I had a giant-sized crush on you in HS. I didn't even notice the jiggle, just your pretty face and great smile. Oh, and you were a funny hor. Didn't we go to WMU for something? You, Jamie, and me? I remember walking around the lobby. That was at the height of crush-dom for me. Oh and riding in your car with the frogs all over it. You were so quirky, I loved it. (gushgushgush)
kk I'm done now :P
Sorry, but I had to laugh a few times while reading... ;-)
My TT shares 13 things about the blue moon.
LMAO....I like you:) Your funny...
Whoa. Reading what Travis wrote just made me totally forget what your post was about. I have to go fan myself now.
hahaha cruisermel!
Seriously though, Matt's in China for another two weeks Lindy. Let's get together. I'm game for movies, a pajama party, Ouija board, anything *wink*. And I remember I explicitly told you on MySpace to call me...yet here I am next to the phone that hasn't rang. My number is (269) 806 (five plus one) (one times two) (ten divided by two) (twenty minus eleven).
I just didn't want random web-bots to have my number. Anyone that reads your blog is cool enough to call me. Like cruisermel :P
Call me!
Travis I so had a crush on you too! How funny is that. Remember our goofy you play the piano and I make up a dorky story game? That's when I was into you the most, OMG I used to love it when you hugged me. You were the best hugger.
I'm calling you you dirty slut and we are hanging out. But we have to be on our best behavior because I couldn't imagine the fight between our men. A metrosexual mexican and a gay white man. It could turn really ugly.
Chino "Oh so jew tink dat jus because you gay you shoes more expensive tan mine pendejo? *slap*
Matt "You listen here you little wetback Jimmy Choo sweatshop working puta...." *bitch slap*
Oh yeah so they were supposed to be fighting over us but this was more fun.
Anyways I'm booked this weekend (ok so it's the first time ever I have plans two days in a row, i'm really not cool) But I'm so calling you next week. I'll come there if you pick out the activity.
But I'm not playing Quiji board cuz the last time I did it Jaime ended up making me cry. She made it say that I was going to have 8 kids and die in a car crash in like 20 years. 8 kids?? OMG!!
Hahaha.
I died a little on the inside when I read "Jimmy Choo sweatshop working puta...". You are MY TYPE of funny, gurl.
On another note, enough talking about how we almost dry-humped to Sugar Ray back in 1999. We'll keep it platonic. (which is funny, because Plato was the quintessence of sex circa 430 BC)
Oh! I found you another *cough* CASSETTE TAPE, grandma. http://tinyurl.com/2rdruv
I'd beat you with my cane but you found me tapes!! OMG. I hope they're cheap. I'm cheap. Oh great I'm a cheap hor.
Speaking of hor-
We almost dry humped??? Do tell.
I was so in love with Sugar Ray why did he have to go the Mario Lopez route??
I have forgotten what I was going to say because I'm now engrossed in the soap operaish, ongoing discussion between you and Travis.
Oh! Yes, I effin hate that getting into shape means you have to put everything out there for everyone to see. I'm working my ass off to get rid of my effin Buddha belly!
Travis, you are gem...I love you without ever meeting you.
We almost dry humped??? Do tell.
Indeed, do tell!
*commenting over*
Sassy, budda belly, you crack me up.
You're right about putting everything out there though, yuck. Unless you use home video tapes. (I've got like 20 and I hate them all)
BUT!!! There is DDR. Dance Dance Revoloution. Ever heard of it? It's not just for us geeky people I swear. It helped me loose 20 lbs when I first started working out. All I was doing was that and calorie counting and it's so much freaking fun. I. Love. It.
Lindy, all your friends are so sexy. I'm gonna steal them from you. And you. And your chimichanga. And your tape player (that shit is old school antique now).
I thought I already told you you little bitch that I'm not takin shit fo my tape playa. And for your information they STILL sell them at walmart for $5.00!!! That's a deal hor!!
Lindy-I SOOO want to get me a DDR! One of the teachers at my school brought hers the last day of school, and I beat down those 6th graders at it! Yes, it was murder on tha dance flo! I go and look at it every time I am in Walmart or Best Buy, but I'm a frugal girl with an effin money pit townhouse right now. I can't seem to justify it! If I had the $$ though, I could totally justify lyposuction!
Tapes? Really? I'm sure we can find you something a bit more...contemporary for just a few coins. I won't push you straight into mp3 town, but surely compact disc city could use a new resident? XOXO
And I need Travis to be my friend too. I left all my other boys in Cali when I moved back home.
Sassy, don't worry I am part of the CD world in my home and car but when I run I just can't stand to lug the round disc player with me, it's just too awkward.
I'm glad you've heard of DDR, it's hard to explain to people that haven't. Do you already have a game system? Cuz you can find the games really cheap at the used game places and the pads are pretty cheap now too. I got a refurbished x-box from a used place and it's been fine for two years so you can always go that route too.
But anyways I do understand the whole bill pay thing hence the tape playa and no ipod.
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