THE Helicopter

Ladies if you've been with a man longer than 6 months you might have seen it.

Guys? You've done it. Either by yourself in the bathroom or in front of a woman, you've done it.

Something that a chick will tell her BEST girlfriend about and exclaim "NO WAY!!" then whisper "nuh-huh, him too??," when she finds out that her friend has seen the phenomenon as well.

Something that a group of experienced women out on a ladies night will bring up after a few cocktails and have a good ole time laughing about. And if their lucky, somebody will be just drunk enough off the Applebees cocktail list to do a half stand in the booth and demonstrate.

The Mancopter. The helicopter move. If the stars are aligned, the tide is right, he's drunk or just plain been with you forever, at one point your man will bust this out on you. He might start out in loose boxers or just be strutting around nekkid but at one point something will hit him and he will start the helicopter mating dance.

At this point your man will point his nekkid pepe in your direction and full of pride that only a man can posses begin to swish and gyrate his hips - or entire body depending on his grace- and attempt to make said pepe to rotate in a circular motion (like a helicopter blade) for your viewing pleasure. You will stare in awe of his . . . of his. . god I don't know but you'll stare and you'll most likely laugh. Or try REALLY hard not to laugh, but if you're drunk he's out of luck.

Make sure to pry thy eyes away from the cockcopter for a minute and DO NOT miss out on your mans facial expression. Guaranteed his face will start out with a look of complete concentration and move on to abundant glee. Of course that is if he can get his member to rotate properly. If not, and all he can manage is a diagonal back and forth he'll probably be pretty sad but he'll keep trying for you, don't worry.

They'll do it hard or soft but I think it works best a bit in between. If he's got a little (or a lot) of pudge you're really gonna have a show on your hands. You can end up with a big ole heap of gyrating, vibrating, jiggly man just as happy as he can be.

If inevitably he can't get it right, one of two things will happen. He will be devastated and you will need to do some major ego repair, OR he might move on to another dance for you.

Has anybody ever witnessed the swinging balls? It's the poor mans helicopter and I'm not going into it, I... I just can't. *shudder*

Eventually your man will tire of his rotation display (or he'll hurt his balls by getting to rowdy) and have to stop. He's going to need reassurance from you that even though you were laughing your ass off that "why yes sexy darling" I was indeed impressed.

If you haven't witnessed it yet just wait, but if you're impatient and brave just ask. He might be shy about it for a few minutes but no man can resist the pull of the helicopter.