Monday, May 21, 2007

Site meter is a skank

I think you've contracted an STD because every time I go to pay you a visit you let me look at like two things and then shit out.

Damn it Site Meter I'm obsessed with you and all of your wonderful knowledge. I do back flips when I see that I've gained another one or two repeat readers and I LOVE it when you tell me that people from other countries read my crap. I posted when I reached 1000 people and called my best friend when I got to 2000.

It's sad but I need you. You give me geeky satisfaction and assurance.

So get your ass to the doctor and take a pill or get a shot and stop sleeping around with Trakzor you dirty dirty slut!

5 comments:

CruiserMel said...

Oooo, poor babykins. Here's a suggestion....add Statcounter too. It's really eye-opening. And free. I like to check both of them to see if they're ever way off. But, actually, I've heard people complain about Sitemeter, though mine's usually working well. *shrug*

D-HOR said...

Yours must have better insurance than mine. My site meter has to got to the free clinic.

Sassy Blondie said...

I don't even have a sitemeter...:o(

Anonymous said...

I need to get more info about SItemeter... never heard of it... i do use Statcounter..

Do i need to catch up with technology?

D-HOR said...

L.P. Hell if I know this is just the first one I came across on another blog.

I think it's all good now though, her shot from the clinic must have kicked in. I guess it wasn't syphilis after all.