First off, Fuck You.
How's about that for starters? HHmmmmm?
OK, let's start over. Fuck You. Oops, sorry did it again, my bad.
Anyways. Assmaster customer came in today and I took his order. We were insanely busy and I mistakenly put his order on another farmers account. Luckily he noticed it when I printed off his invoice and pointed it out to me. Oops, my bad, no problem it's an easy fix. For about a half second I was appreciative of his honesty and was about to wish him a happy day - and then my boss walked in.
Suddenly, Mr. Honesty decided that he needed to make a big deal out of it (he knows damn well she's the boss) and announce so that my boss could hear, " Huh HEEYULK !! Next time I'll just let you put it on the other guys account! *insert shitty asshole laugh, with poignant stare at boss*
Then of course he had to go on for a bit in the same fucker fashion until my boss had heard MORE than enough and walked away.
FUCKING FUCKER SHIT ASS BITCH FUCK FACE HORRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
(yeah he wishes he could be a hor)
What really was the reason for all of that? Why go from being honest guy to asshat guy? Did he REALLY gain anything by putting me in the doghouse? Really?
Fucker
**(freaking shit shit shit I spelled douchebag - duchbag and didn't notice till today, that's embarrassing)
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14 comments:
That's what having a penis will do to you...
Some guys with a small johnson decides he needs to try to make you look bad to inflate his own ego...still going to have a teeny weenie when he's done with that though, eh? Maybe he's got the hots for your boss...thought he would "send out the vibe".
Sorry about your day, and your douchebag customer. It can only get better from here, right? :o)
Heeeeyyy.... I have a penis and have never said "Huh Heeyulk".
Congrats on having a penis sarge.
Glad to hear it.
Hee Hee Heeyulk.
Since you left me a nice note, I thought about visiting your site. Pleasantly surprised about your verbose writing style, quite open so to say.
Sorry to hear about the duchebag guy. I guess if he were to read your friendly note about him will certainly lead to a flacid member.
Best of luck,
Shit now I have to look up the meaning of verbose. But thank you as well for the kind comment in return. :)
Defenition of VERBOSE - containing more words than necessary : WORDY also : impaired by wordiness
OH. I thought it meant that I swear a lot.
Wordy? I didn't realize.
Oh.
You do swear a lot...who gives a fuck? ;o)
You're the best Sassy.
How could I not have linked you?
This is one funny blog, my favourite kind!
Thanks for commenting. You made me happy. ;)
Now I feel better about ranting on my blog... Sorry bout the douchebag customer. Man, there seems to be a plethora of those. Oh God, my nerdiness just came out. Plethora? I'm so not cool.
Don't worry Elizabeth, this is a dork friendly site. I'm just happy I knew what it meant and didn't have to look it up and post it like the super geek that I am.
Is your boss's name Heeyulk or is that some kind of code?
Cruiser - I don't even have a good response to that, you're out of my league.
Man, I'm amazed the guy could get his knuckles off the floor long enough to walk out. Was he eyeing your tits as well? Next time, put someone else's order on his bill.
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