Monday, August 13, 2007

Movie Time

Rush Hour 3 - Same as usual - Funny as hell and cool/neato/ fighting. Perhaps I'm just plain simple but I don't care how many times they do the same shit over and over, Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker have the greatest chemistry together and continue to crack. me. up.

They did that funky dance that they do together to the War song, ya know that song that goes "War! Huh! What-iiiiis it-good-for ab-so-lute-ly......" so on and so on. Anyways we had a cool crowd in the theater and a whole bunch of the people started singing and clapping along. YAY how fun I wanted to get up and do my own funky dance. But when I started clapping and "HU!! -ing" C. kind of slouched down in his seat.

No clappy clappy? No. Ah well I figured I'd save my funky dance for when we got out into the parking lot. HA! Beotch you can only slouch so much when walking but folks will still know you're with my funky movin ass.
------- Ok so maybe he ran ahead of me and pretended like I was a crazy dancin stalker yelling "Don be shamed my LOVE-A! Come 'N' dance with me! Shake that booty Daddy! Give mama some SWAAANG!!"

No swaaaang for me just a dirty look. Ah well at least I had some fun, poor mortified love tortilla is worried that I might not ever develop this whole dignity or sense of shame thing that he thinks someone of my age should posses but S'okay, he'll get it eventually.

15 comments:

Krissie said...

Ahahahahahahaha! You are one seriously crazy hor, you know that?
It reminds me of the time when I saw "Star Wars" and then, as we got out of the theatre, I kept swooshing my umbrella as if it was a light sabre. My friend also pretended not to know me. Assholes.

Ryan said...

I wasn't going to see this movie, but if you tell me that Chris Tucker is still black and Jackie Chan is still chinese, I may have to go see it now.

Your love tortilla needs to loosen up and let that cheese breathe.

jenny said...

HAHAHAHA.. I love me a girl that can let loose and have some fun!! You'd like my Hubby.. We were walking from the car to a resturant once and all of a sudden he ran up to the window where an old guy was sitting and pretended to smack into the window with a goofy face. Poor old guy! He almost had a heart attack! I was embarrased for half a second before I laughed.

Glad you can be goofy and not give a shit wha other people think!! Don't ever lose that!!

Anonymous said...

LOL
There is nothing better than being able to just be yourself, and goofy fun is the best!

Sassy Blondie said...

You know he loved seeing you shake your money maker!

Mighty Dyckerson said...

You know what I like is that colored guy from Police Academy who did all the sound effects. Whatever happened to him?

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Jackie was in Cannonball Run.

Under-rated classics of our time.

Unknown said...

I love, love, love you. My boyfriend gets that same look on his face when I dance naked in the shower! =)

CruiserMel said...

Their movies always surprise me at how good they are. And believe me, that isn't the genre that I ever even claim to have seen in public. But geez, Chris Tucker is one hilarious man! I think it's great that the crowd got so into it. Thanks for the review.

You can crazy dance any ole time around these parts and we'll all join ya.

D-HOR said...

Krissie - If we're ever on the same continent let's go see a movie together ok? But if they kick us out will we get a re-fund?

Ryan, AAAHAHHAHA "let the cheese breath" ahahahahha wait, ew that kind of reminds me of stinky feet. Yelck. THAT cheese stands alone. But yes, he could stand a good un-hinge-in from time to time.

Jenny, holy crap between your balls for yelling at strangers that piss you off and your husbands crazy coolness I have a feeling that your kids are going to be somewhat free spirited. (I mean that in a good way not a bad parent kind of way) What happened when you went in the restauraunt?

Patti - Yes indeed as long as I don't get my ass arrested. ;)

Sassy - Well you would think so! ???!!

Dyck - Ooooo I LLOOVVEEDD that guy!!

Yeah him - Damn it that was on cable the other night and I wanted to watch it but mexican wanted to watch TELEMUUUUUNNNNNDDDOOO!! Ack. Ick. Phooey.

Say anything - Is there something WRONG with him??? Shouldn't that man be damn happy you're dancing neckid? Do you need me to talk (yell) at that boy? Btw I tried to come and see your site but, well ya know there's that whole private thing. So anyways at least you know I tried. Thank you for commenting, and for realz you need to to yell at that man of yours you just tell miss lindy.

Cruiser - Are all Texan bloggers cool like you and Sassy?? Can we do the kung-foo-fighting dance?

Anonymous said...

I envy you, I could not do those type of things in my hometown... that's why we have to leave every now and than. Not only to worry about a reputation but to save the kids from total embarrasment

D-HOR said...

Lady, ok for that I can say it's all good. For the good of the children. Hell I'll even say thank you FOR them :)

But dang it you live it up when you go away a-aight!!??

Anonymous said...

The moral of the story is that French women are dangerous.

Anonymous said...

He'll drive around town with friends who have accordians bumpin-and-thumpin from their car radios, but he is embarassed to be seen with a white girl shakin' her thang?!

Is this another one of those double standards? You know, like he's the man for banging a whole slew of girls, but your a whore for gettin' your freak on? Oh, wait a minute . . .

D-HOR said...

Driving :) It's that damn culture thing, acordians = cool, crazy white girl = hide face and run away. He's adapted to quite a bit of my antics so I'm thinking this one will just take some time.

As for as the hor thing? Silly goose I'm a monogomous hor now (great there I've said it now I've lost all my readers) and that beotch is right there on the monogamous train with me. Unless he screws a train attendant and then well I guess I'd just have to throw him off the train while it's still moving. But for now we're happy pasesngers. ;)