I GOT MINE!!

I was a little jealous of all the blogs I've been reading lately about people getting weird ass phone calls. Not even going to lie. But HEY!! Two nights ago I got one. And I sort of could have done without it.

A bill collector called our house. Thankfully not for MY ass.

"Hello is Kachika Harem there?"

"Who?"

"Kachicka."

"No I'm sorry nobody lives here by that name."

-his tone of voice goes into shitty mode at this point-

"Uh huh." Is this ____ _____, Mi?"

"Yes"

"Is this #_ _ _-_ _ _ _?"

"I don't know, I just moved here and I don't know my number yet."

(Ok so I didn't JUST move there but I don't know our number because I ONLY use my cell phone. And it was at this point that the guy started to go wacky.)

-voice raised, a bit of anger - "Right so you're trying to tell me that you just moved there and you don't even KNOW your OWN phone number?" "Is that REALLY what you are trying to tell me?"

"Yeeeess?"

"Oh please that's just.." And that's the point where I cut him off because I was pissed at him for insulting me and said -

"Excuse me? ....." I just moved here and you're going to be RUDE to me and INSULT me because I don't know my phone number, AND I'm not even the person you're LOOKING for?!" -he tries to interrupt me and yell at me but I was pissed and ignored him- "You know what?" "Fuck You!"

He started yelling at me but I hung up the phone. I know that the conversation seemed a bit short but he was really really rude and I didn't feel like taking it.
He called me back in about a half second.

Me - "Hello?"

-Yelling- "If you EVER speak rude to me like that again I'm going to come up there and I'm goint to" He scared the shit out of me because I knew he was going to say something crazy and I was afraid he was going to say he was going to kill me or something so I didn't let him finish and just screamed "FUCK YOU!!!!!!" and hung up the phone.

He called back AGAIN so I just picked it up and put it down. I went and made sure all our doors were locked cuz I was afraid some crazy guy was going to come and beat me up or something and then I went back to the phone and did the *69 thing that tells you what number called you last.

And YAY! They are not blocked, I got the number, the date and the exact time of the phone call.

I keep trying to call back so I can speak with someone about what happened but always get a busy signal. Fuckers. I'll get to it somehow.

I know it wasn't cool to say fuck you but he was goll darn rude and insulting. AND it's his JOB to do his thing and be professional and not just start yelling and then threatening people. That's not cool.
So, - FUCK YOU YOU BLEEDING ASSHOLE SON-OF-A-SYPHILITIC-METH-CHUGGING-CRACK-WHORE!!!!!!

-No offense to syphilitic meth chugging crack whores-